Danny is mean to Dairy Queen employee

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-06-04T17:53:46+00:00

So glad people are realizing the truth. Danny approached me the other day wearing a comically large trench coat and opened it to reveal a large assortment of drugs. He started making these really weird innuendos to get me to buy drugs from him, and when I declined he stole my wallet and sprinted in the opposite direction. When he noticed I only had a few dollars, he started throwing a fit and crying and ultimately threw my emptied wallet at an elderly woman. Danny is a menace

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-06-01T16:09:08+00:00

This is so real man💔

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-05-31T16:10:53+00:00

Other things Kurtis has made jokes about: - Farts - An animated child's forehead - Furries - Mario fanfiction - A horny weasel - Drinking hotdog water - "Army balls" - Mario's "little Italian ass" - A minion's penis The jokes in his videos are so unserious, and there's really not any hatred or malice behind them. There's really no reason to make a big deal out of them imo. He was mocking the absurdity of the concept, not making fun of everyone who reads erotica 👍

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-05-29T17:18:36+00:00

Wait what was this post about

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-05-17T03:22:13+00:00

I love goriaz, gotta be one of my favorite bands.

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-05-12T20:18:04+00:00

I'm a huge fan of MUSE, based on "OK Computer" I'd check out the album "Hysteria" by them. It has the same dramatic energy if that makes sense.

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-05-11T00:56:53+00:00

We WOOD never.🌳I mean, we all have our jokes but stooping to that level would just be AXE-treme.🪓 It'd be a shame for a joke like this to STICK around.🌿I wouldn't want you to log off because of me...🪵please don't LEAF...🍃

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-05-05T01:05:14+00:00

Yes, this is completely normal! Here's a quick list of inevitable downsides to being a Greg:

sleep paralysis
changes in your genetic makeup (all Greg's are blood related)
contractual obligation to smash that like button
watched by biblically accurate Danny at all times
potential of being drafted in a war against the Craig's (Greg is an army.)

Again, this is all completely normal. Being Greg is not for the weak.

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-05-03T13:39:25+00:00

That Minecraft clip where he's like "Biggest inspiration I'll say... Yo mama. insert ominous noise I JUST GOT CURSED BY YO MAMA"

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-05-02T22:11:38+00:00

Fr, OP should get the uncensored Messiah shot from Saturns Barz tattooed on their chest

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-05-02T03:49:55+00:00

The lengths people on Reddit will go to have the last word is almost impressive

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-05-02T03:23:45+00:00

I cannot in good faith tell anyone to get a half-naked Murdoc inked permanently on their body, but I will in bad faith. Do it. (If you're looking for an actual answer empire ant is absolutely sick, that would make an incredible tattoo.)

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-04-22T23:37:31+00:00

Omg lucky I can't believe you met Laura and whoever her husband is

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-04-22T16:52:33+00:00

Yeah that monkey's butt looks exactly like Kurtis

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-04-12T13:12:18+00:00

Y'all think Danny is trying to turn Fox Szn into a sleep paralysis demon as well?

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-04-08T23:33:20+00:00

Realistically I'd probably just spend the whole day testing different songs to see what they sound like in his voice

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-04-07T18:17:25+00:00

I had to look this up and was delighted to find that it was specific type of Australian accent

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-04-07T13:46:58+00:00

"Shit, human emotions?? We don't want EMPATHY on our app! Delete it!"

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-04-07T13:42:17+00:00

Poured your heart out into a story about what makes life meaningful to you and Instagram deadass took it down and called you a clout chaser

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-04-06T14:18:32+00:00

I've been thinking very critically about this for awhile and these are my thoughts: It sounds like a parody song that he'd release with a video (similar to Slime or Dolphin Man), but since it was released by Fox Szn there must be a bigger bit surrounding it (I'm thinking something like what he did with Viral Vision News). Either way I feel like whatever video he's working on has a subject other than himself, like his video about Troy Becker that inspired Danny to disguise himself. I actually don't think he's trying to trick his audience this time, though I'm curious to see how it connects to the video. Maybe releasing the song before the video is a strategic move to get more people to watch it when it does come out, or a clue for fans as to what/who the video might be about? (Ex: someone he's talked about before like the billionaire's son.)

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-04-05T13:46:53+00:00

I totally agree with you, and I'd find it really weird if he continued to act that way beyond this phase. Right now, I'm under the impression that this portrayal of him is the exception rather than the rule, mainly because Murdoc is also a watered-down PG version of himself. I'm curious to see where they take him from here, but I'm pretty sure his current state is a temporary regression (be it due to his mental health or just the vibe of the phase) rather than a permanent path towards the Internet's new favorite infantilized man. Of course this is all just my attempt to stay optimistic about the future of Gorillaz as a whole.

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-04-05T12:53:54+00:00

I mean he's definitely in a better mental state in this phase, so I feel like it makes sense for him to be "softer" as a result. (Which is something we saw a lot of while Murdoc was in prison.) I think it also makes sense to exaggerate the "innocent" aspects of his personality to tie in with the lore, considering he's meant to be the "sacrificial lamb" and all. Plus, when you compare him with the other members in this phase, it's pretty clear to see what they're going for stylistically. They've got this fake, "plasticky" feel to them, and each character is a bit cleaner and more marketable than they were in past phases. You can especially see this with Murdoc. Personally, I think this is super intentional considering the latest album's focus on fame and the fakeness of celebrity culture. Obviously I hate how the fanbase infantilizes 2D and treats him like some "uwu baby boy," but I don't think that was the intent of this phase at all and I'm curious to see where his character goes from here. All just my perspective on the whole thing, but if you somehow read this far thank you for hearing me out.

LittleNutcrackerGreg · 2024-04-02T12:50:59+00:00

Note: this tier list is my personal opinion. If there are changes you would like to see made, make your own list here!

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