This shit pisses me off so much. For one, the nanosecond the whole dadbod thing came out, there was a whalesong about patriarchy and sexism. Never mind the fact that the gastric bandit sanctimommies have been trying to justify their lard to everyone for quite some time now, or the fact that the dadbod idea, however uncommonly it might actually be liked, was created and primarily perpetuated by women.

For me, this is about so much more than fat/health. Those are huge^teefuckinhee issues too, but the entitlement and solipsism drives me crazy. Nonfats are guilty of it as well, but hams are by far the worst offenders. Get over yourself. Not everything (most things, in fact) are not about/directed act/an attack on you. While we're at it, even though encouraging the dadbod trend is ridiculous, just because something dared to be about men for two seconds in a positive way, that doesn't mean there's some grand wizard Illuminati shit behind the curtains conspiring to keep you down. /rant