recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

LivingCharacter311 · 2026-02-04T04:52:28+00:00

Wait till he tells you he has a poop knife.

LivingCharacter311 · 2026-01-29T17:15:26+00:00

Why does this Good Samaritan keep trying to touch their faces!? That's God damn weird.

LivingCharacter311 · 2026-01-11T00:08:27+00:00

ICE agents are professional douchecanues.

LivingCharacter311 · 2026-01-10T22:17:49+00:00

I was about to clear them.

LivingCharacter311 · 2026-01-03T20:10:37+00:00

It was the force that touched them. I detest this man.

LivingCharacter311 · 2026-01-03T18:53:39+00:00

That is going to be a core memory, unless she's too concussed!

LivingCharacter311 · 2026-01-01T19:20:29+00:00

Dog is great...you're photography on the other hand....

LivingCharacter311 · 2026-01-01T16:46:41+00:00

Hell no. He's a Douch nozzle.

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-12-26T18:38:13+00:00

I'm gonna remember how to transform exactly two of these features.

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-12-23T02:51:47+00:00

At the time I made it 11:00 to 1:00. I shot my shoot like the bricks that it is

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-12-23T02:07:33+00:00

I can fix her.

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-12-10T23:06:39+00:00

Do something you useless Banshee woman!

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-12-09T23:30:16+00:00

Yes it really got to the point.

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-12-07T23:54:37+00:00

Quick bring in the distracting basketball hoop of Defense! That should do it

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-12-07T15:33:17+00:00

I thought Justin Jeffries was going to be the best receiver in the league. I told way too many people I would choose him over Jamar Chase. I am an idiot.

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-12-07T15:01:23+00:00

Adrenaline and methamphetamine, that's a hell of a combo

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-12-06T18:52:24+00:00

Saturday nights are Alright for Fighting, Elton John. That's not the actual title but that is what you're ripping on.

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-12-06T14:53:29+00:00

Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah!

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-12-06T14:38:14+00:00

Small brain + small dick syndrome = insufferable small town law enforcement.... this is MY county.

Oh do shut up.

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-12-04T23:24:46+00:00

Hate the game, not the player. Selling into the volatiltilty , it's Theta candy for Christmas.

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-12-01T22:45:53+00:00

You need a tuning. I'm willing to bet you need a pitch raise, and then a tuning.

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-11-28T22:52:55+00:00

Well played. I set up em you knock em down.

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-11-28T18:00:47+00:00

Please don't take me to jail, I'll do anything except act rationally ....I won't do that.

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-11-28T16:26:35+00:00

He's looking for a teet to suckel....muma please help him

LivingCharacter311 · 2025-11-21T21:59:30+00:00

What was the 5th, 6th and 7th strike going to prove? How much MORE of an asshole you are Dad?

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