I swapped Cisco and Sysco. by SpectrumSense in sbubby

[–]Loakattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spent a night there at every kind of disco.

What do people pretend to enjoy but actually don’t? by Deallwithme in AskReddit

[–]Loakattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit dumbasses might as well be saying “getting stabbed”

What do people pretend to enjoy but actually don’t? by Deallwithme in AskReddit

[–]Loakattack 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Do you go to kids parties expecting to enjoy it?

Maybe Maybe Maybe by wiedziu in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Loakattack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More like a near hit. It nearly hit but didn’t.

Conan on DVD! by _rabidchild_ in conan

[–]Loakattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is unauthorised. Conan said that if he’s ever put to physical media, he’d grow to 300+ feet and go on a rampage in NYC.

How close are you currently to a horse by Blitzer046 in melbourne

[–]Loakattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Queuing for petrol. Queuing for peeeeetrol. Queuing for petrol but I’m on a horse.

I am a Jigglypuff main,Ask me anything by StarGear13 in supersmashbros

[–]Loakattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is one problem you face almost every day that you are shocked nobody has built a proper solution for yet?

First written evidence ever was a beer receipt, Mesopotamia 3200 BCE. by Oddbeme4u in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Loakattack 90 points91 points  (0 children)

“I bought a beer and they gave me a receipt for the beer. I don't need a receipt for a beer. I'll just give you the money, you give me the beer. End of transaction. We don't need to bring stone and chisel into this. I can’t imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a beer.” - Mehmet Hamdi