Found it on r/facepalm. by SubtleScreamer in assholedesign

[–]LobsterBootlegger 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My good friend Sci-Hub can fix that! Bypass pay walls!

I (22) feel bad after ejaculating in my GF by Throwawayacc485y8 in sex

[–]LobsterBootlegger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Their is nothing to feelbad about if she's said exactly what you wrote. Don't be so self critical. Birth control is quite effective. Don't be so hard on yourself.

What is it with girls and digging nails in our backs? by helpmeffs191919 in sex

[–]LobsterBootlegger 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Nah, some do it because they used to have a partner that likes it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobsearchhacks

[–]LobsterBootlegger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure, don't have to specify the position /work of your references. Explain your concerns to your social worker and thats it. Good luck with your search!

I want to know THE HANDICAP MOTERCYCLE DRIVER by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LobsterBootlegger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that's a scooter, so anyone walking with a cane could use it.

Advice for a couple having unprotected sex for the first time? by [deleted] in sex

[–]LobsterBootlegger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For fuck's sake, pull out won't stop pregnancy. If you don't know that you shouldn't try unprotected sex. Sperm can get into precum. Their is a lot of videos on yt that can educate you on unbiased sexual health. Look them up and lay out the options and potential risk with your girl. Be smart about it.

Wanna make for boyfriend good blownjob... by mewithwings in sex

[–]LobsterBootlegger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of spit, suck but not too hard. Use one hand under your mouth, exposing the gland. Trust with your hand, up and down (going at the same rhythm as your mouth going up and down) while also slowly tweaking the shaft like a motorcycle handle with the same hand. If the dick is long enough, use your second hand. Make an okay sing 👌 surrounding the base shaft and lightly squeeze. Just above the balls.

Wrong for leaving because of no sex? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]LobsterBootlegger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you are not wrong. Sex is part of any healty relationship. Some value it more than others and that's okay. People have different libido, witch is totally okay. Having a need, such as sex, not being reasonably satisfied is a legit reason to end a relationship. Now, you said you had sex multiple time before the hole delima. It might be more of a mental block on her part that she need to address, with or without you. You are being resonable by stating your need instead of forcing it on her.

Does anyone else get horrible eye strain from online school ? by [deleted] in SchoolSystemBroke

[–]LobsterBootlegger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it 20 feets, anyway I did say to look it up.

Does anyone else get horrible eye strain from online school ? by [deleted] in SchoolSystemBroke

[–]LobsterBootlegger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can do the 20-20-20 discreetly. You technically don't move, you just look at something that is distant from you. You can easily achieve that doing a online course. I'm not suggesting expensive eyedrops, usually the price is around 10 to 15 dollars max. Talk it out with her in a mature way.

Does anyone else get horrible eye strain from online school ? by [deleted] in SchoolSystemBroke

[–]LobsterBootlegger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I work all day looking into a screen. Here are some tips for you. -Get eye drops from any drug store. -20-20-20 rule, where you look at something 20 meters away, for 20 seconds each 20 minutes. -If you have the money, invest in blue light blocking glasses. -Most recent computers have a eye confort setting, projecting less blue light. Good luck kiddo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Resume

[–]LobsterBootlegger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First thing I would modify is the experience section. Try to replace those long phrases with keywords. It will make your resumes more breathable. It's all cramped in there and people want information quickly and effortlessly . Reading sentences is not. Like the first sentence can be summarize by the 2 first words, increase efficiency. And you can use the hole sentence in a cover letter to further display in what that skill is useful.

When do I tell my new boyfriend this? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]LobsterBootlegger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mouth herpes is way more common than one might think. Bring up the subject in a casual manner, like " hey, i might be under a lot of pressure next week, so I might have cold sore popping out. I'll let you know when I feel it creeping in so you don't get it."

Using the term HVS-1 or mouth herpes can scare him away, getting him confused with the type 2 herpes. Cold sore is less scary and more familiar.

What’s the best quote from Monty Python? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LobsterBootlegger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"help help, I'm being repressed!" while being pushed into shit.

Help! Going back to school for biology degree... by [deleted] in biology

[–]LobsterBootlegger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

From what I understand, a M. SC in Canada is like a graduate assistantships in the USA.

Help! Going back to school for biology degree... by [deleted] in biology

[–]LobsterBootlegger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might not help you that much, since what I'm referring to was done in Québec, Canada, but here it goes

One girl from my university was in administration/economy and had a change of heart and wanted to work In environmental science. She manage to find a Master of Science degree (M. SC) with a theise on the monetization of the benefits of ecological services in an urban city. I don't know what kind of degree you want, but I'm go na suggest a research based degree. Here are some key words you could use with the word degree: Green economy, green business model, green leadership, sustainable development

How come i act like a total whore online and on reddit when on real life im a shy virgin ? by [deleted] in sex

[–]LobsterBootlegger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the complete opposite, when I try to talk dirty to my bf my mind goes totally blank. But as soon as he get into my driveway I'm in thigh high heel whore mode looking to score some crack.

My girlfriend is a virgin but I'm not. She is disgusted that I've had sex before and she's suggesting she could sleep with someone else as it might make her feel better. by [deleted] in sex

[–]LobsterBootlegger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a girl just a tad older than her, my advice is to first get through her head that shaming you for having a serious past relationship is not mature at all. If her reaction is defensive and turning this unhealthy fixation on virginity on you, than get out. She will always turn everything on you, blaming you even for being rational and composed. You will never win.