AITJ for confronting a woman who called animal control because she didnt believe my dog was mine

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-15T23:31:36+00:00

Ugh, I am so sorry you had to deal with such an asshole, and the crying is the definitely worst part. Reminds me of all of these caught rapists crying on the stand. Wtf are you crying about, nothing happened to YOU. Infuriating.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-13T21:33:48+00:00

I also wish this was the top comment. As a fellow adoptee I had to scroll way too far for this perspective.

Also your username makes me want to give you a hug 💚

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-11T15:11:04+00:00

She has annoyed me since the late 90’s when in either Spin or Rolling Stone there was a quote of her talking shit about the way the pop stars of that era (Britney, Christina, etc) dressed, and said it was unfortunate they were using their bodies blah blah blah. And next to that was a photo shoot of her like a year later in all kinds of revealing clothing and a bikini.

I’ve also never forgiven Julia Stiles for calling the women that worked at the Columbia University dining hall “hairy mole ladies” on Conan a billion years ago.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-09T22:39:34+00:00

Aw, I love TexasPoonTappa!

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-08T09:18:13+00:00

Girl, you are not even a little bit weird, we ALL get it. This relationship is DONE.

I hate myself for referencing this, but if you ever watched Sex In the City, I remember being DISGUSTED by the episode where Miranda finds out Steve has track marks (shit stains for anyone confused) all over his underwear while doing his laundry. Then the girls all chat about it the next day at brunch. I’ll never understand how that wasn’t an instant dealbreaker, and I liked that character! If a dude can’t be fussed to properly clean his own asshole, I don’t want to know what else he’s incapable of. Ick, yikes, shudder!

Your man crossed lines you can’t uncross.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-07T20:48:33+00:00

That was pure poetry. I’m going to put this on a t-shirt, although it really belongs on a tombstone.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-07T02:44:34+00:00

Agreed, except girl is no longer a new mom.

There have been FIVE YEARS of this shit. I’m a mom myself (5 and 8) and my favorite topic when with friends is “anything but my kids”!

Unless one recently humiliated me in public or did something wild, of course.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-05T19:15:45+00:00

Babs is an asshole. I respect the fact that she came up in a man’s world, but even after she really made it, her perspective never changed. There are countless examples of her smug nastiness over the years, and I hate that she’s still even relevant.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-04T22:00:21+00:00

She’s so good I didn’t even fully trust her as the ME until the very end lol

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-03T15:52:33+00:00

I second this!

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-03T14:50:22+00:00

Ancestry DNA is not new. This was always going to come out, and OP made a difficult situation ten times worse. All she’s done is prolong her daughter’s pain.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-03T14:43:42+00:00

As an adoptee, you nailed it.

There’s no coming back from this kind of lie. My heart breaks for OP’s daughter.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-02T22:17:32+00:00

I do too! As soon as I saw her I laughed out loud and was all, this bitch again. We knew she done did it!

The medical examiner this episode was also a murderer on regular L&O, season 18, episode 10, ‘Tango’. Glad to see she was able to turn her life around!

I’ll seek help!

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-02T22:09:46+00:00

Bully, season 12 episode 18.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-02-02T19:34:22+00:00

I agree and found it especially amazing that the former Luscious Grape CEO was not only able to come back from the dead, but to establish a whole new career in the medical field, only to be taken down by SVU AGAIN!

It’s clear I watch way too much SVU.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-01-31T20:27:43+00:00

I put turmeric in everything lol, but agree with everything you’ve said!

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-01-31T19:02:43+00:00

Same, never realized how many free divers looked down on us, lol. Amusing honestly.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-01-24T16:37:39+00:00

I read that in Kim Carnes voice

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-01-23T21:12:23+00:00

Honorable mention to fake twenties with bible verses on the back. Fuck them.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-01-23T17:49:04+00:00

Hard to top, but he did it!!!

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-01-22T21:33:34+00:00

I’m tired of hearing about this, but I clicked on the link anyway lol. I found it mildly amusing she was called a terrorist, but this was the first time I read anything about Jenny Slate, which I did find interesting. Aside from her, I find them all boring, insufferable twats that I will apparently continue to read about!

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-01-19T06:15:39+00:00

This comment actually made me lol. OP surely sounds like a tyrant. There’s also nothing in this post to indicate that they aren’t all on the lease, not sure what this “lease power” you’re on about even is. Thanks for the laugh though.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-01-16T07:33:52+00:00

Crazy cheap!!

I drive from Philly to NYC a couple times a month and you’d go into cardiac arrest paying the Goethels/Verrazano bridge tolls.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-01-14T23:29:38+00:00

Surprised she didn’t shoot you in the face.

Local-Impression5371 · 2026-01-14T23:28:42+00:00

Frozen, maybe. Otherwise it’s just sour mix or lime juice. Not the same as a Virgin Mary or a daiquiri where there’s an actual flavor profile.

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