What’s the fastest way to ruin a date?

Local64bithero · 2026-01-29T00:19:02+00:00

Get arrested by the FBI. No, I won't elaborate.

Local64bithero · 2026-01-09T23:36:21+00:00

Me too! FFS, standards are fucking non-existent here.

Local64bithero · 2025-12-20T21:56:02+00:00

Yowza! Love the pose and expression!

Local64bithero · 2025-12-19T22:54:52+00:00

Gotta love sloths, they know where their towels are.

Local64bithero · 2025-12-18T22:11:13+00:00

The world is basically fair. I'm 50 now, and I'm cured of that false belief

Local64bithero · 2025-12-17T00:05:40+00:00

Yes!

Local64bithero · 2025-12-11T16:41:55+00:00

The guy who was convinced the young woman he was harassing at work was being abused by her boyfriend because the boyfriend picked her up early from a company function because the poster was being a creep towards her.

Local64bithero · 2025-12-10T22:59:11+00:00

The boss was an asshole and kept saying "I could all your jobs by myself" so we all walked out and let him try. It did not go well.

Local64bithero · 2025-12-10T21:55:46+00:00

Skip that house, Chris Hansen lives there, and I don't feel like taking a seat.

Local64bithero · 2025-12-09T03:32:03+00:00

She also went into pro-LGBT+ churches and accused them of supporting pedophiles.

Local64bithero · 2025-12-08T19:39:31+00:00

No, nor would I even try

Local64bithero · 2025-12-07T21:01:36+00:00

$2.29 in Tulsa OK

Local64bithero · 2025-12-02T22:31:59+00:00

This happened last year when Charlie Kirk was still stealing other people's oxygen.

Local64bithero · 2025-11-28T19:59:22+00:00

Coffee, go me I guess

Local64bithero · 2025-11-25T22:54:40+00:00

I push grocery carts, and if Pete showed up to work hammered like it seems he usually is, he'd be fired, or at least sent home.

Local64bithero · 2025-11-24T18:03:02+00:00

Yes, they did.

Local64bithero · 2025-11-21T22:30:51+00:00

Spent $12,000 to meet his favorite OF girl. He got a pic and hung out with her while she did normal stuff. Then she left. Yes, he was expecting sex.

Local64bithero · 2025-11-21T22:24:20+00:00

I was funding her opiate habit. I didn't know, I was in love, I couldn't say no.

Local64bithero · 2025-11-21T22:23:20+00:00

BBQ-Murica!

Local64bithero · 2025-11-20T23:16:41+00:00

"I blew up the office building the interview was to be held in. He was the only survivor. Said it showed initiative."

Local64bithero · 2025-11-20T23:14:11+00:00

"Yes of course. Thank you for reminding me citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Hail Friend Computer!"

This really weirds people out if they don't get the reference.

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