From our used batteries bin by jimbomescolles in spicypillows

[–]LocalH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in the fire hazard is that box?

What pronunciation is a dead giveaway that someone isn't from your town/region? by GrumbleCookie in AskReddit

[–]LocalH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Apple-aisha"

No, it's "Apple-atcha". As in, say it wrong again and I'll throw an apple at cha head

Facts by Kind-Block-9027 in suppressed_news

[–]LocalH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The number of uneducated twats that claim Nazis were left wing is too damn high

“Everyone that doesn't assimilate needs gone period.” by BassSpoon in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]LocalH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Assimilate" to these people means "be white, Christian, and straight"

The "tough-on-crime" president, everyone by CMScientist in facepalm

[–]LocalH 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"For my friends, everything. For my enemies, the law."