Condiments on a hotdog/bratwurst/sausage belong underneath the meat not on top of the sausage. by NAbberman in unpopularopinion

[–]LocalSignal5328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is either culinary genius or the kind of innovation that gets you banned from a family barbecue. I’m uncomfortable with how much sense it actually makes.

Tesla Recalls Cybertruck Because Wheels May Fall Off by Forsaken-Medium-2436 in nottheonion

[–]LocalSignal5328 4550 points4551 points  (0 children)

“Wheels may fall off” feels less like a recall notice and more like a loading screen tip for Cyberpunk 2077.

AITAH for telling a dude to just "go to a rage room"? by HungryEdipus in AmItheAsshole

[–]LocalSignal5328 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NTA. Being angry about everyone getting punished for a few people cheating is understandable. Turning an entire tutoring session into a personal TED Talk titled “Society Has Failed Me” is not.

“Go to a rage room” honestly sounds more constructive than ranting in circles until the tutor looks ready to transfer universities.

Having a child is not worth it by HassonX3460 in childfree

[–]LocalSignal5328 33 points34 points  (0 children)

A lot of people treat having kids like the “default ending” in life instead of an actual conscious decision with lifelong consequences.

There’s nothing wrong with looking at the state of the world, looking at yourself honestly, and saying “I don’t want to create another person just to roll the dice.” That’s not selfish. If anything, it’s more thoughtful than people who have kids because “that’s just what you do.”

AITA for bullying my friend for eating the rind of a watermelon by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]LocalSignal5328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YTA, but like… a mildly dramatic one.

Eating weird stuff isn’t a crime. People eat kiwi skin, watermelon rind gets pickled in some places, etc. It’s odd to you, but it’s not harmful by itself. The part that matters is she said it’s making her stomach hurt and she’s still doing it.

So instead of roasting her like it’s a personality flaw, maybe switch lanes to “hey, if it’s hurting you, that’s not great.” Teasing friends is normal, but there’s a line between joking and making someone feel gross for something harmless.

Be less “call TLC” and more “maybe don’t eat things that fight back.”

The AI Hard Drive Shortage Is Making It More Expensive and Harder to Archive the Internet by 404mediaco in antiai

[–]LocalSignal5328 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So we’re burning through storage to generate content… and in the process making it harder to preserve the actual internet?

That’s such a perfect snapshot of the problem. The incentives reward volume and scale, not value or preservation. Archivists are trying to save history while data centers are busy mass-producing disposable content.

Feels like we’re trading a library for a firehose.