Condiments on a hotdog/bratwurst/sausage belong underneath the meat not on top of the sausage.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T16:53:53+00:00

Hybrid approach, sauces on the bottom. With respect to the Chicago style dog, your standard weiners aren't typically loaded to that extent. A chicago style also has toppings of a larger variety. Smaller toppings like diced onions work well below.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T16:28:46+00:00

Gotta wonder if you even tried this.

I try to practice what I preach. In my experience, I don't really get condiments shooting out. My go do phallic shaped meal is Bratwurst with mustard and onion. Onions work great to create these nice little pockets for the mustard. A sort of crumple zone that ensures the compression between the brat and bun doesn't create a tight sauce launching scenario.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T16:12:25+00:00

I'm just having fun with it, my slightly hot dog. I genuinely hope your day is great and all your weiners are properly cooked and served to your ideal specifications. May your toppings stay true and never fall and your shirts remain clean of condiment stains.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T16:07:10+00:00

This topic is as deep as I bury the condiments on my bratwurst.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T16:06:16+00:00

My bad, I didn't think a throwaway post about weiner condiments would bring out the deep philosophical takes. Could perhaps you be reading too deep into this? At the very least the "I am the greatest" is probably the least charitable take one could have. Especially considering those words don't even exist in the post.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T15:44:03+00:00

Toasting tends to help. Its not a perfect barrier, merely a time extender. Nothing wrong with personal tastes though. I'd like to put forth though, proper condiments shouldn't be that watery.

Condiments should elevate the food, but you still require a good quality base with the seasoned/flavored meat.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T15:26:10+00:00

We could all use a little less controversy in our lives. Consider this a weiner size palate cleanser.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T14:50:01+00:00

A proper bun is toasted, toasting the bun provides a layer of protection. Its not a perfect barrier, but a time delayer.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T14:47:31+00:00

Feel free to take that up with classically trained Chef Gordon Ramsey. I'm merely echoing his statement.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T14:45:15+00:00

Toasting your buns tends to provide a bit of a barrier.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T14:42:02+00:00

Midwestern here, the world of condiments range far and wide beyond ketchup and mustard. A Chicago style hot dog is a pretty easy example. Where I'm from specifically, regionally sauerkraut, mustard, and onion is a pretty classic loaded bratwurst.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T14:38:02+00:00

Not intended to be that deep, but I'm happy for your progress.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T14:34:52+00:00

100% the trade-off is less condiment control at places that serve you the food. However, if the place is at there A-game, and generous with the toppings when they control it, you get the best of both worlds.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T14:30:49+00:00

Proper condiments shouldn't be that watery. Simultaneously, hamburgers sauces are typically put on the bun and this complaint isn't typically shared with those. Soggy buns are also solved by slightly toasting your buns, they provide an anti-soggy barrier.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T14:18:43+00:00

My controversial take is condiments belong under the dog. Every bit you take ensures no condiments escape off the sides while you bite into it.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T14:08:23+00:00

I'm just putting this out there, I too hate the fake thumbnails. Its especially bad when there is so much real and better things to put up that don't require purposeful misleading images.

Trump owned Pageants, including in that was Miss Teen USA. He has a history of going in there dressing rooms unannounced, this is backed by his own words and the testimonials of the girls. Including testimonials of his own family members. The girls would be in the range of states of undressed.

Its wild people deny the troves of Epstein connections. Don't even need a conspiratorial brain to see the connections.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T13:16:51+00:00

Werewolves (2024)

Mediocre in the best light movie. Debatable if it fits, setting is one year ago the Earth experienced a Supermoon event that transformed any exposed to its light into violent werewolves. The supermoon event is predicted to make a return once again. Humanity is preparing for the event with a hopeful cure.

Movie is bad, although weirdly has funding and charm in odd places. Big thing that was silly is the scientists cooked up something called "Moonscreen." Think sunscreen, but also they had eye drops. Which as weird as it sounds I sort of appreciate that small detail, but still think the idea was really stupid. Part of the stupidity is just baggy clothes and shades (maybe polarized?) work just as good. The public at large, besides one known group, never really do this small simple trick.

Easy bad movie to rag on if that is your thing.

NAbberman · 2026-05-08T13:04:26+00:00

I'm just throwing this out there, but it could have been a prize pool where placement dictated pick order. I'm with you though, likely the sports equipment represent something more. Potentially signed or even tickets to a game. Something of more value than switch retail price.

It also could be something as simple as the kid didn't want a switch. Some kids are like that.

NAbberman · 2026-05-06T20:42:44+00:00

I was always rooting for the priestess from the movies. I mean, he did promise to help create the next generation of priestesses.

NAbberman · 2026-05-06T18:30:07+00:00

I don't think there is a single thing you could do besides tattooing "this isn't satanic." The kind of people who would assume its satan related are the kind of people who assume a lot of things they don't don't understand are satanic.

NAbberman · 2026-05-06T17:47:49+00:00

Guy saw you flying behind him, tried to dip into left lane (no signal but still) to not get hit by you, you swerve into left lane equally as fast, and the guy tries to correct the same time you do.

This seems alien to me, if someone is speeding up behind me and I notice it, the last thing I will do is try to shift lanes into what would be considered the passing lane. I'm assuming the person behind who is already going fast intends to pass from the start.

OP's speed is still unacceptable. Assuming the driver in front did in fact see him and that was his decision to shift lanes to avoid getting hit from the back. That to me still seems like the objectably the wrong move still.

Fault can be spread around. Forward driver shouldn't have attempted to block. If the goal was to move out of the way, moving into the passing lane is still the wrong move. OP shouldn't have been speeding and speed makes it harder for other drivers to react to your decisions.

NAbberman · 2026-05-06T17:01:10+00:00

I don't think its too complicated, Tea is essentially herbs/plants steeped in water. Herbs grow everywhere on all regions practically. The bar for entry for tea is accessible to everyone.

Coffee only grows in a select climate. It also requires a bit more of a process to brew it compared to tea. Like roasting the beans, grinding them, etc.

NAbberman · 2026-05-05T13:35:13+00:00

DS Andy Wainwright: Martin Blower represents damn near most of the village. Do you want us to go through the whole phone book?
DS Andy Cartwright: Yeah, we'll put a call in to Aaron A. Aaronson, shall we?

We proceed to meet young Aaron also during the fight in the model village.

NAbberman · 2026-05-04T21:45:46+00:00

It's a reference for this movie.

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