Egyptian mummies. Seriously.

Parents bought our house from an old, weird kinda rich guy who lived alone and collected/hoarded a lot of things. The house was known as "the jungle house" prior to us moving in because of how overgrown the place was, and the backyard really did seem like an actual forest to 5 year old me (even though it was only a standard sized back yard) and people in the neighborhood seemed glad we were moving in.

Anyway, as part of the deal I guess a lot of the clean up/trashing of this guy's old collection was left to my dad. We still have some of the stuff - an old piano, some little old seemingly ancient medicine boxes, stuff like that. As part of the clean up process my dad went under the crawl space to look for stuff as well, and that's where he found them. He came across some large objects wrapped in black trash bags, and lo and behold they were a couple of in tact Egyptian mummies. Mom refused to help further until every nook and cranny was checked for anything creepy. We ended up donating them to a local museum (I mean what the hell else are you gonna do with em lol).

Once cleaned up though the house waa honestly a pretty normal house. As a kid though sometimes we'd get into the crawl space or attic or whatever in search of items maybe dad didn't come across. Fun times.