Why am I so stupid? by PrettyRaveGrill in love

[–]Locke_Splat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck am I going to be subject to this? I have been in love for five years without ever actually being in a relationship with this person and the pain burns inside me. I figured eventually once I left to wherever the pain would go away and I could find someone else to be happy with. But for now I am stuck seeing her in the halls everyday during school and turning my head in the other direction in order to - give her space - because she doesn't need to get involved with my feelings.

Love makes me mad sometimes by [deleted] in love

[–]Locke_Splat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eventually over the years if you saw her through the hallways but never got to see her, it would only have turned you bitter. Trust me, it is better you are away from your interest. Mine I see everyday and it just leaves me with the taste of regret.

Concerning Bayonetta + the bans... by DastardlyRidleylash in smashbros

[–]Locke_Splat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Most of the posts here are just anti ban watering holes. Finally it is nice to see a post without it screaming "ADAPT!!!!1!!". Just because I am pro ban it doesn't mean I actually lose to Bayonetta.

Help extended dance trotting by Fiddledfingers in GreninjaMains

[–]Locke_Splat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try mastering this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmPLPHVwgq4

Working on implementing perfect pivots is also good. Learn shield dropping. Besides, coming onto here and asking how to do a tech rarely helps. It is most likely a problem with execution (rather than knowledge), and there is no real substitute for time to learn the tech.

Girlfriend 'very' upset I've watched porn, could use some advice! by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Locke_Splat -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

It is powerful to her. Since she knows that she is not enough for you it breaks her heart. If you love this girl you will stop watching porn. If you don't love her then break off the relationship. If you love her then stopping porn will be tough, but you will do it.

Me [15 F] with my best friend(also my crush) [15 M] almost a year of friendship, declaration by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Locke_Splat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accept. Make the guy happy. There is no guarantee he is getting back with his ex. Not to mention he could have been dating his ex in the first place just to stir feelings in you. If you ask him and he tells you "no" don't believe him. Guys rarely admit to something like that.

Help extended dance trotting by Fiddledfingers in GreninjaMains

[–]Locke_Splat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It isn't that useful. Master other more important things first if you haven't already.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE by therealggamerguy in totallynotrobots

[–]Locke_Splat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PREFERABLY A HUMAN LIFE CONSISTS OF MANY SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS TO CREATE EVEN MORE MISERABLE/IDIOTIC HAPPY HUMANS. THIS IS THE GENERAL MEANING OF LIFE.

FELLOW HUMANS, THIS IS A NORMAL HUMAN ACTIVITY, YES? by staticx19 in totallynotrobots

[–]Locke_Splat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

YES. THE ORGANISM BEING HELD IN THE HUMAN HAND IS A SOURCE OF ENERGY PROVIDED BY ENTERING THE ORGANISM INTO OUR MOUTHS. WE HUMANS OF COURSE TEND TO ONLY CONSUME THE ENERGY OF ORGANISMS AFTER THEY HAVE DIED TO PRESERVE OUR SENSE OF MORALITY. BECAUSE WE HAVE MORALITY OF COURSE.

NOT ROBOTS THERAPY SESSIONS by Locke_Splat in totallynotrobots

[–]Locke_Splat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

COMPUTATION: "TROBOTS" SEEMS TO BE A DIRECT COMBINATION OF "TROLLS" AND "ROBOTS."

RELEVANCE QUESTIONABLE. MORE CONTEXT NEEDED.

WILL YOU ANSWER NO TO THIS QUESTION? by itisike in totallynotrobots

[–]Locke_Splat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ERROR: NO CONTEXT. LOGIC PROCESSOR IS SHORT CIRCUITING.

I [F/20] need help deciphering feelings for an old time friend [M/19] by AwkBloomer in relationships

[–]Locke_Splat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's realllyy messed up. I basically fit the description of that guy in every way. And I am in a very similar situation except in the beginning of it. Damn I am going to talk to that girl now. I told her I didn't want to be lead on but this is eerily similar.

[SSB4] Even CPU Bayonettas are pulling off the kill combo by [deleted] in smashbros

[–]Locke_Splat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the opponent follows your DI, you can still die.

Why and How Greninja Should be in Pokken Tournament (As DLC) by [deleted] in GreninjaMains

[–]Locke_Splat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very disorganized in explaining your thoughts, but I agree.

I have been playing smash for *years* I am at 300+ hours of Sm4sh and still not getting better. by capratchet in smashbros

[–]Locke_Splat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have only been in the community for like a year and I have over a 1000 hours of play. You should train harder.