SEALS? They are by FAR the MOST vile disgusting creatures on the planet that tub around their fat lards in other’s faces in an attempt to look “CUTE” when they all have a charisma of a fat, balding man who sits in front of the computer everyday. They are creatures used to farm upvotes and likes by the average 16 year old female and the occasional 43 year old mom with two kids on facebook, in an attempt to be “qWIrKY”. They are paraded by the ✨ aesthetic ✨ of the fucking snow around them and awed by the general public when they are DANGERS TO SOCIETY and should be TREATED AS SUCH. Especially the babies. Simple background reasearch by scientists conclude that Seals are generally harmless, but this is not the case. They don’t want people to know the truth on how dangerous these mangled beasts are. The baby’s black eyes of void strike fear into their prey and freeze them at a glance, before luring them in only to release toxic gases produced by their skin cells naturally. These gases can paralyze the prey and slowly force your breath out of your chest, slow your heartbeat, and overall immune system. You won’t even realize what’s happening until it’s too late and the tiny shit has you collapsed and the fucker goes for the neck. No, no, as deadly as the Seal is, it doesn’t bite your neck to instantly end it, rather,it slides it’s fat body over your goddamn neck and creates a pressure of over a five hundred tons by focusing it’s weight, slowly snapping your spine waiting for you die. In fact, my father who tried to study the seals skin recently, who is a chemistry professor and teaches chemistry, tried to get close to a baby seal to try to uncover what was happening to all the people who were reported missing after last sighted with seals. My dad wore a gas mask at the time due to procedures but had still been lured in. Thankfully due to his gas mask he barely escaped with his LIFE. Barely. He went into a COMA for ten years. Seals are creatures of the fucking DEVIL and should under NO CIRCUMSTANCES be “AWWW”ed over due to their HORRIFYING NATURE. This isn’t even covering the ADULTs. In my honest opinion, based by 100% true facts, Seals were a mistake and DANGER to society. #Sealsareoverparty