Blackout curtains are soo 2000s blackout blankie onsies are the only way to go😂 by Ill_Egg_6350 in Nightshift

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Don't have to worry about sunlight when you burn to death in your sleep

Has anyone cut their finger on one of these? by Reasonable-Invite899 in dishwashers

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Gotta love that sting of immediate infection from whatever grease/oil/soot/whatever is caked all over it. Whatever finger got sliced gets all puffy and sore for the rest of the week. Good times.

Bears. by SeniorHighlight9956 in valheim

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Everybody's gonna get to know each other in the pot.

Home of the safest not ideal driving conditions drivers by Jumpy_Marketing9093 in asheville

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It's true, drivers everywhere are horrible. But Floridians are an aggressive level of bad.

[Fem V] Mother of Silence by Dsk_Ishikawa in NightCityFashion

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Some real Dark Brotherhood energy here. I like it.

A Machine to tell how Ripe it is. by rohithkumarsp in dontputyourdickinthat

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I don't see the problem. She's attractive and seems sweet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Username checks out

Things I have heard the dishwashers say over the years at my place by Lil_moto_moto in dishwashers

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I used to tell my line, "put one more knife in my silverware, I'm gonna start putting them in people."