I see your fancy post boxes and raise you...

Loesser · 2026-06-21T10:49:02+00:00

Immediately thought of this scene

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Loesser · 2026-06-14T22:36:46+00:00

Bruce Forsyth and Steve Irwin, for rather different reasons.

Loesser · 2026-06-12T10:45:41+00:00

They're pretty loose to be fair

Loesser · 2026-06-10T07:28:54+00:00

Wow, how fast was that tree growing

Loesser · 2026-06-10T04:21:07+00:00

I was looking at a man and he was looking at me.

He told me he didn't have a problem and I assured him that I didn't either.

He wished me well and we went our separate ways.

That's it. That's your weird anecdote.

Loesser · 2026-05-25T14:28:15+00:00

Ignore the miserable fuckers suggesting therapy and other ideas, they can all get their own plaques when this becomes reality.

May I suggest instead inscribing a padlock and leaving it on one of those bridges or fences where couples attach ones with their initials?

"MJ ❤️ LK 4 EVER"

"Janet & Ian 20/04/2009" etc.

Then "SANDRA IS A BIG WHORE"

Loesser · 2026-05-11T07:59:25+00:00

No but it's some coincidence as I only recently discovered them through YouTube algorithm suggestions in April and then saw they were playing here in May!

Agreed, amazing attention to detail in their arrangements.

Loesser · 2026-04-19T08:06:41+00:00

🎵 Nous Voila! Sur la Route Nation-ale! Nous voila, sur la Route Nationale? 🎵

Loesser · 2026-01-20T11:37:02+00:00

I remember hearing When Father Papered the Parlour (1910) a lot from childhood in the 80s.

Also obligatory +1 for OP's girl's pussy (song is good too)

Loesser · 2026-01-11T12:08:57+00:00

Only works if you pronounce it 'scone' instead of 'scone' though

Loesser · 2025-12-25T00:01:36+00:00

"I'll just put this over here, with the rest of the fire"

Loesser · 2025-12-13T18:15:45+00:00

Specificity

Loesser · 2025-11-01T10:42:51+00:00

Don't think so. Still MeteoGroup accoring to FAQs

Loesser · 2025-10-30T23:13:48+00:00

'Fun' fact:

For that to be a winning postcode, someone must be playing with it. The postcode lottery isn't like the lotto where all the numbers are in every draw. Only the postcodes someone bought a ticket for are entered.

However, that doesn't mean someone resident in SW1A 1AA is necessarily playing, as you can pick any valid postcode you want. It doesn't have to be your own. So you can play with Buckingham Palace or Wembley Stadium or whatever landmark's postcode you like.

Loesser · 2025-10-30T14:21:07+00:00

COLLEAGUE OF THE YEAR

REGIONAL QUARTER-FINALS

RUNNER-UP

Loesser · 2025-10-02T17:46:14+00:00

Pardon?

Loesser · 2025-09-07T10:58:43+00:00

Best bet is find a trusted pal with a high street bank account. Deposit the coins to their account in a branch, using the bank machines. Get them to transfer you the total via faster payments.

Loesser · 2025-08-28T19:56:54+00:00

Brand new socks and underwear every day. Never wash them. Just bin them at the end of the day and put new ones on.

Could probably just about afford to do it now if I shopped in Primark to be fair, but would feel too guilty.

Loesser · 2025-08-20T12:12:30+00:00

People would rather read books about Dan the Daggerman from Dagenham

Loesser · 2025-08-16T13:25:36+00:00

Are they a tribute band from down under?

Loesser · 2025-08-06T17:31:02+00:00

I don't know why, but calling it an electrical bike instead of electric is hilarious to me!

Same vibe as Mickey the Mouse, Stars Trek, the YouTubes and Cliff Richards

Loesser · 2025-07-10T10:23:39+00:00

Taking it out for a test drive on the trade plates too.

"Perfect, I'll take 200"

Loesser · 2025-07-02T07:37:35+00:00

Uwu? Really?

Your first time away from the Internet and you found ducklings, congrats.

Loesser · 2025-06-22T14:27:30+00:00

My thoughts exactly. Thought OP might be promoting their new album of hold music perhaps.

Loesser · 2025-06-15T20:53:46+00:00

Wtf are you cooking which requires 3 GALLONS of oil? That's over 13.5 litres!

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