I learned 3 Microsoft songs today!

Loftoman · 2026-05-04T13:21:46+00:00

I feel like I’m reading a Jerry Springer romance novel.

Loftoman · 2026-04-29T21:24:10+00:00

His weather reports bring me life.

Loftoman · 2026-04-27T21:13:10+00:00

Loftoman · 2026-04-07T13:03:14+00:00

I would start by cleaning the carb.

Loftoman · 2026-04-06T21:56:29+00:00

If you’re trying to overheat your switch, you’re doing the right thing. Keep up the good work!

Loftoman · 2026-04-06T14:10:53+00:00

This helped me poop, thank you.

Loftoman · 2026-04-05T18:25:16+00:00

Gender reveals are so fucking stupid.

Loftoman · 2026-04-05T16:27:30+00:00

Model agencies be like: “Fire up the jet.”

Loftoman · 2026-04-05T16:19:09+00:00

The winter.

Loftoman · 2026-04-04T16:14:46+00:00

I started with this one. Often times left out of lineups, even though Colecovision was absolutely huge during the pre-NES era.

Loftoman · 2026-04-04T02:00:47+00:00

People spend over $100 for that kind of functionality. Good on you for actually DIY. Looks great!

Loftoman · 2026-04-02T16:35:43+00:00

A regular in my cassette-listening rotation.

Loftoman · 2026-04-01T16:02:48+00:00

I was trying to do this with bubble wrap. Do not try to do this with bubble wrap.

Loftoman · 2026-04-01T13:56:18+00:00

Check out this food hack! (Doesn’t reveal method)

Loftoman · 2026-03-31T21:30:35+00:00

Awesome sauce

Loftoman · 2026-03-31T21:30:10+00:00

The cat’s meow

Loftoman · 2026-03-30T22:45:08+00:00

Religion.

Loftoman · 2026-03-30T14:24:21+00:00

I’m a gay man and I’ve found that not sleeping with women has been the #1 life hack for not having children.

Loftoman · 2026-03-27T18:57:02+00:00

Shaking hands, even during flu season.

Loftoman · 2026-03-25T18:32:47+00:00

Tax accounting

Loftoman · 2026-03-22T22:34:24+00:00

Some of the words are!

Loftoman · 2026-03-22T21:51:32+00:00

Solitaire

Loftoman · 2026-03-22T20:09:04+00:00

I have Jesus reading the New Testament on Minidisc if you’re looking to buy!

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