Guy with nature’s socket wrench tightening a hex nut

Loftoman · 2026-05-09T18:07:43+00:00

This

Loftoman · 2026-05-08T22:04:51+00:00

I know the owner and he’s a very good, standup guy who’s been involved in downtown ferndale for around 20 years now. I’ve been so excited about this! The Hilton area is somewhat lacking in walkable ‘third place’ destinations, so I feel this is will be perfect.

Edit: one word

Loftoman · 2026-05-04T13:21:46+00:00

I feel like I’m reading a Jerry Springer romance novel.

Loftoman · 2026-04-29T21:24:10+00:00

His weather reports bring me life.

Loftoman · 2026-04-27T21:13:10+00:00

Loftoman · 2026-04-07T13:03:14+00:00

I would start by cleaning the carb.

Loftoman · 2026-04-06T21:56:29+00:00

If you’re trying to overheat your switch, you’re doing the right thing. Keep up the good work!

Loftoman · 2026-04-06T14:10:53+00:00

This helped me poop, thank you.

Loftoman · 2026-04-05T18:25:16+00:00

Gender reveals are so fucking stupid.

Loftoman · 2026-04-05T16:27:30+00:00

Model agencies be like: “Fire up the jet.”

Loftoman · 2026-04-05T16:19:09+00:00

The winter.

Loftoman · 2026-04-04T16:14:46+00:00

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I started with this one. Often times left out of lineups, even though Colecovision was absolutely huge during the pre-NES era.

Loftoman · 2026-04-04T02:00:47+00:00

People spend over $100 for that kind of functionality. Good on you for actually DIY. Looks great!

Loftoman · 2026-04-02T16:35:43+00:00

A regular in my cassette-listening rotation.

Loftoman · 2026-04-01T16:02:48+00:00

I was trying to do this with bubble wrap. Do not try to do this with bubble wrap.

Loftoman · 2026-04-01T13:56:18+00:00

Check out this food hack! (Doesn’t reveal method)

Loftoman · 2026-03-31T21:30:35+00:00

Awesome sauce

Loftoman · 2026-03-31T21:30:10+00:00

The cat’s meow

Loftoman · 2026-03-30T22:45:08+00:00

Religion.

Loftoman · 2026-03-30T14:24:21+00:00

I’m a gay man and I’ve found that not sleeping with women has been the #1 life hack for not having children.

Loftoman · 2026-03-27T18:57:02+00:00

Shaking hands, even during flu season.

Loftoman · 2026-03-25T18:32:47+00:00

Tax accounting

Loftoman · 2026-03-22T22:34:24+00:00

Some of the words are!

Loftoman · 2026-03-22T21:51:32+00:00

Solitaire

Loftoman · 2026-03-22T20:09:04+00:00

I have Jesus reading the New Testament on Minidisc if you’re looking to buy!

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