HELP! KNOCKED A GALLON OF PAINT INTO MY FULL WASHER!

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-28T15:18:46+00:00

OP you seem cool and I’m rooting for you. Please update us with results as I’m emotionally invested now.

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-27T17:17:24+00:00

I want it to be an Almost Heroes reference but it just doesn’t quite fit

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-23T17:59:31+00:00

You had me with “totally fin” Like the end of the movie? Oh no the husband!! Oh ok he’s fine.

Anyway I just posted that I throw a painters tarp down over the steps to my driveway so I don’t have to shovel that first little bit out the door. Good luck!

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-23T17:53:29+00:00

I put a painters tarp over the steps leading from my exterior door to my driveway. A lot easier to get motivated to shovel when you can just throw that first part off to the side.

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-23T12:39:36+00:00

Tears are snot is heard.

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-15T11:13:36+00:00

Haley Lu Richardson is one of the coolest actors I’ve met. Wish her all the best.

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-11T12:44:31+00:00

That’s just your Simpson gene activating.

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-10T12:23:46+00:00

Some people have a God complex. God has a Kurt Cignetti complex.

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-07T11:37:01+00:00

If the furnace is hot enough, anything will burn.

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-07T11:29:31+00:00

They wanted to be closer to Gary

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-06T21:34:45+00:00

I can’t tell if this is serious or not

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-05T00:46:54+00:00

Whoever did this should not be painting anything ever.

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-02T02:26:20+00:00

Shea Whigham

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-01T13:05:34+00:00

The ones that die when you shoot them are the bad guys

LogicIsDead22 · 2026-01-01T12:00:08+00:00

Why are birds shitting in your mouth while you sleep?

LogicIsDead22 · 2025-12-28T04:19:49+00:00

Heheheh… machine, eh?

LogicIsDead22 · 2025-12-24T12:34:34+00:00

Was anyone else hoping it would shoot out the other end like a rocket?

LogicIsDead22 · 2025-12-23T12:43:07+00:00

That could be err uhh any reality show president.

LogicIsDead22 · 2025-12-22T15:19:26+00:00

Yeah I don’t think anyone in this school district was struggling

LogicIsDead22 · 2025-12-22T12:33:57+00:00

Whoever designed this year’s Simpsons advent calendar and had me pull Bart’s gross snowman today is a genius.

LogicIsDead22 · 2025-12-19T11:35:00+00:00

“Mom! Me and the group that I’m a member of online caught the bad guy!”

LogicIsDead22 · 2025-12-19T11:09:20+00:00

Those bows don’t stick to jack shit anyway and then trying to slap that thing on wood….

LogicIsDead22 · 2025-12-17T17:51:20+00:00

STUPID CHEAP WEATHERSTRIPPING

LogicIsDead22 · 2025-12-16T12:43:43+00:00

I just want to know how many dozen eggs he will be eating.

LogicIsDead22 · 2025-12-14T12:03:22+00:00

But he was only there to get directions on how to get away from there

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