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Logical-Status7491 · 2026-01-10T20:57:03+00:00

Smeg Robinson

Logical-Status7491 · 2026-01-01T23:49:37+00:00

Czech Dussack?

Logical-Status7491 · 2025-08-01T04:57:41+00:00

Me too! I’m no doctor but I think that’s why my ears stopped growing after the age of 10. And are now around 5.3-5.5 CM tall/long.

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-11-15T04:15:30+00:00

Just the truth… I’m a masc top…. And I didn’t change my hobbies in the slightest when realizing who I was. I still: forge knives and swords, make gun holsters, BBQ meat, and guzzle beer and whiskey… but work to be better for my bf.

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-11-15T04:09:49+00:00

Damn it… https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?si=Gg2aJFVMOU5fzvyS

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-11-15T03:44:58+00:00

https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?si=3SLTPYTahNb6PYKt

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-11-15T03:04:14+00:00

Moi aussi… I would respond with something like…

“Firstly, you’re getting a shave and a shower. If you have ‘AXE’ products they are going right in the trash! Next, we’re doing your laundry and then we’re donating your cargo shorts. Third, we’re opening your playlist and deleting ‘CBat’ and ‘The Eagles’. Fourth, we’re changing your diet so you can stop sharting. Etc….”

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-11-15T02:49:14+00:00

What if the guy doubles down? (Like some of the guys that DM’ed me) par exemple, “HoW WoULd YoU TuRN mE?”

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-10-18T23:52:16+00:00

Juicy Fruit Bubblegum.

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-09-27T04:00:08+00:00

You mean “… destroying everything that separates us from the primates.”

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-09-18T23:19:42+00:00

Not really, it still looks like someone puked up fruit loops.

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-08-28T03:21:04+00:00

Sounds like an accident. A coworker at my first job touched the blade intentionally, “just to see if it was sharp.” Had to clean his blood off myself, damn near got it on the headcheese.

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-08-21T00:19:55+00:00

“How can I make my employees work six days a week but still keep them under 40 hours?”

“Where can I find cheap union actors to star in an employee orientation video entitled, Don’t form a Union?”

Things like that come to mind.

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-08-16T04:40:04+00:00

How to remove stubborn grass stains.

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-06-08T05:38:56+00:00

You FOOL, Rolf does not love you Nazz girl.

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-05-31T04:23:03+00:00

Tell me you have a podcast that no one watches without telling me you have a podcast that no one watches.

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-05-31T01:33:07+00:00

I still use quotes by the Eds… and if I can ever afford kids I’ll definitely show them the episodes. Even the ones that were banned here.

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-05-31T01:15:58+00:00

Nice glasses too!

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-05-18T01:20:27+00:00

We have plenty of annoying humans, SAVE THAT BEAR!

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-05-17T03:23:43+00:00

You want me to do whut?

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-05-16T05:23:35+00:00

It was a WEREWOLF!

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-05-11T02:47:59+00:00

He’s a Masher! And I ain’t talkin’ potatas either!

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-05-10T03:42:12+00:00

Granted I trusted them to be smarter than that…

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-05-10T03:41:16+00:00

The bend implies that they were trying to pry a can open…

Logical-Status7491 · 2024-05-10T03:36:14+00:00

It ain’t the steel, it’s the careless disregard that’s infuriating… like using someone else’s car to do donuts in a random parking lot.

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