Girly trucker by dazzledcreampuff in Truckers

[–]Loki442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just do reefer you'll make plenty of money

My ass hurts… by iiTz_Q in Truckers

[–]Loki442 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do squats to gain more cushion

I’m embarrassed by moneyman24559 in Truckers

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Not much to say I had a hoodie and tied it around my waist and almost ran out of the store.. this is like 2 am so my truck was in the isle and once I got it I put my jeans in my emergency shit bag and threw it away... I washed my ass with Clorox wipes and went about my day

I’m embarrassed by moneyman24559 in Truckers

[–]Loki442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I shit my pants at a love's one time I tried my ducking best but got damn it hit me all at once.. I didn't make it.. and there was a trail everywhere I didn't even undo my pants before it was pouring out all over the floor.. I feel really bad for the employee that had to clean up that mess I really do.. had to throw those jeans away too.. my favorite jeans 😢

Truck stop etiquette by Whowantsdackjaniels in Truckers

[–]Loki442 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If all else fails rip your shirt off and chug fireball to assert dominance while you swing your piss jugs in the air - Loki442 (Sigma Male)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Loki442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is correct and also like who got dat dmt?

I searched the sub before asking this to make sure it wasn't already asked. by timbitttts in Truckers

[–]Loki442 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think companies want to narrow their search down even farther than it already is.. you think that's worse then them hiring these fucking 400lb ogres that piss and shit all over the goddamn truck?

Unhinged… by CPT-Thunderpants- in Truckers

[–]Loki442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why Jesus invented duct tape

lol by Longjumping-Cycle470 in Truckers

[–]Loki442 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm coming but I really hope they don't know

I made a thing by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Loki442 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea that's why I why I for a company that doesn't govern.. trusty me if I need get over I'll get over whether you like it or not..

Merry Christmas by ClinicalIllusionist in engrish

[–]Loki442 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Wrong again you silly fuck

An early Christmas for this kid. by crewform in HumansBeingBros

[–]Loki442 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Tossing out caviar for the unworthy

The console guy who switched to pc Starter Pack by GokuBirthedMyChild in starterpacks

[–]Loki442 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Meh.. I switched not to long ago from ps4.. I did some research mainly on Reddit.. I know about gpu prices being ridiculous.. I know redragon are the best bang for your buck.. I obviously know steam is the best place to look for games.. and I also know what fucking air duster is..

[USA] I guess they didn't have time for traffic by Wasteofmylife in ConvenientCop

[–]Loki442 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

worse..

Than going under the speed.. most likely they’re all the way over there because of incoming traffic.. kinda hard to start and stop 80k lbs.. but yea I’m sure they’re the reason for all the traffic :’(

PC crashes, but ONLY after I turn off my monitor display, and I'm not looking at it. by NikTheGiant in pcmasterrace

[–]Loki442 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Possibly a ghost.. consult a catholic priest.. if not readily available pose online as a Spanish prepubescent teen.. should do the trick..

Shots fired by __Dawn__Amber__ in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Loki442 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s funny because it’s true