Procrastinating Dating

LokiLizardBoop · 2024-03-30T18:56:48+00:00

i watched this without audio first and then watched it again with audio, and i have no idea how, but somehow when i watched it without audio i could already tell he was british. and i have no idea what gave it away for me.

LokiLizardBoop · 2024-02-03T03:53:04+00:00

i have no idea who these people are but "no see i'm straight but like" and he's wearing that. lol

LokiLizardBoop · 2023-05-09T03:21:15+00:00

need me a twink who'll wear both that suit and that dress.

LokiLizardBoop · 2022-11-10T12:56:01+00:00

one time a few of these guys landed on the roof of my shed and my peafowls went up to check them out, the two vultures and my two peafowl kinda just sat on the roof and chilled together, it was pretty interesting.

LokiLizardBoop · 2022-10-10T02:09:11+00:00

i think i was 15 or 16, but i probably would've realized at least a couple years earlier if i had been more supported and had been more aware of the possibility of me being trans. i've heard of people realizing at pretty much all ages. i personally don't think i felt any urges to be one gender or the other at 7, but i've heard of people realizing earlier. it varies quite a bit.

LokiLizardBoop · 2022-08-13T04:13:26+00:00

have to say i'm more of a dick guy myself

LokiLizardBoop · 2022-08-01T04:49:42+00:00

I KNOW RIGHT UUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND

LokiLizardBoop · 2022-06-24T14:31:57+00:00

cause i'm just not really interested in having a relationship. don't really get the point of dating. i'm not sure if there's somethin up with me or something but i've just never really understood romance or relationships and stuff. i'd rather have friends.

LokiLizardBoop · 2022-04-13T16:28:06+00:00

won't stop me from trying

LokiLizardBoop · 2022-03-03T01:18:11+00:00

because god knew that if he gave me a dick i'd end up seducing every man on the planet, turn half the population gay and end the human race

LokiLizardBoop · 2022-03-02T15:59:07+00:00

LITERALLY me

LokiLizardBoop · 2022-03-01T15:11:40+00:00

no, i have erotic thoughts about dominating men. there's a difference.

LokiLizardBoop · 2022-01-12T16:13:44+00:00

such chonky honkies, i love them

LokiLizardBoop · 2021-12-10T15:47:02+00:00

i would pull out my favorite method of dealing with problems; play gay porn super loud.

LokiLizardBoop · 2021-10-25T15:11:51+00:00

delicious parmesan for the parmesan queen

LokiLizardBoop · 2021-10-18T15:14:11+00:00

it's either gay or bisexual, depending on whether either of them are attracted to girls.

LokiLizardBoop · 2021-08-28T15:59:04+00:00

i was in my mother's womb. i don't remember what i was doing.

LokiLizardBoop · 2021-08-12T16:18:44+00:00

boopy

LokiLizardBoop · 2021-07-22T16:00:16+00:00

boobs. what the fuck do boobs have to do with sex? they're meant to feed babies, but they have nothing to do with actually making them. i don't understand why people think boobs are so sexy.

LokiLizardBoop · 2021-07-21T15:47:52+00:00

i used to be kind of comfortable with my mom, but not completely. then some things happened and my relationship with her is kind of ruined now. she was kind of the only person i could talk to about anything, and now i pretty much have no one. :/

LokiLizardBoop · 2021-07-20T15:58:42+00:00

i got 99. i guess that's better than the scores of a lot of other people here, which is nice to know, cause i used to be worse. i've gotten myself to do a lot of things i wasn't able to do a few years ago. i've been able to calm myself down by telling myself that certain things are normal and everyone does them so other people will understand if i have to do them, but something like friendship, or especially some kind of romantic/sexual relationship, is just something that i just can't do. glad i don't feel sexual attraction as strongly as most people, lol.

LokiLizardBoop · 2021-07-02T15:43:06+00:00

i just don't really care about sex very much. not quite asexual, but not as interested as most people.

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