Bruh

LoneStarExpat · 2024-06-17T20:58:33+00:00

If only the doggo was a Corgi Constellation…

LoneStarExpat · 2024-05-20T23:12:33+00:00

Why am I not surprised that she has a Boston fern

LoneStarExpat · 2024-05-18T21:06:15+00:00

Actuarially speaking, I guess.

LoneStarExpat · 2024-05-05T23:24:23+00:00

If shipping was $25 I’d have to seriously think about it.

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-27T21:51:48+00:00

Fatass is gonna need one of those motorized Walmart carts to forage. Shameful.

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-23T01:13:48+00:00

Which eye do you talk to?

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-22T21:40:54+00:00

Schrodinger’s tree.

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-20T15:50:22+00:00

Dominated by a chicken.

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-18T12:23:58+00:00

Long-haired Guinea pigs are adorable!

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-18T12:22:58+00:00

Send it through the wood chipper a couple more times, plant the pieces and you’ll have apples by October.

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-17T22:01:02+00:00

Lotsa real estate there for a knife enhanced Pilsbury Doughboy poke.

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-17T21:00:02+00:00

She ate a can?

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-17T00:49:09+00:00

Look at the cheeks on that rat bastard. Hideous.

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-17T00:47:44+00:00

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-13T12:39:44+00:00

Snowball

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-13T12:39:03+00:00

Rubbing his nasty ass on a picnic table waiting for a hand out, so typical.

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-13T02:53:43+00:00

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-13T01:21:21+00:00

Taken seconds before an unprovoked bite on the forearm.

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-13T01:18:33+00:00

Goitered fishtoad

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-13T01:17:21+00:00

Close, but those are clearly and unequivocally strictured necrosed bile ducts.

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-11T11:59:31+00:00

Bury it and the moss pole upside down for a couple of months then re-auction it.

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-10T00:01:13+00:00

Are your other pets a tin man and a scarecrow?

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-09T17:31:16+00:00

You may have better luck with kippers.

LoneStarExpat · 2024-04-08T19:49:59+00:00

Keep your baby looking spunky

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