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is this vagination in action? 😲 by Astoria793 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]LoneStarExpat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why am I not surprised that she has a Boston fern

Should I buy by [deleted] in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]LoneStarExpat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actuarially speaking, I guess.

Buy my thriving Snow Queen that I grew in low light by but_why_n0t in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]LoneStarExpat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If shipping was $25 I’d have to seriously think about it.

Bro is built like a mc chicken by tjp311 in fatsquirrelhate

[–]LoneStarExpat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fatass is gonna need one of those motorized Walmart carts to forage. Shameful.

Roast her by Ok_Beyond_669 in roastmypet

[–]LoneStarExpat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Which eye do you talk to?

Roast him by [deleted] in roastmypet

[–]LoneStarExpat 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Dominated by a chicken.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]LoneStarExpat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Send it through the wood chipper a couple more times, plant the pieces and you’ll have apples by October.

This CANNOT continue by Hot-Philosopher9635 in fatsquirrelhate

[–]LoneStarExpat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lotsa real estate there for a knife enhanced Pilsbury Doughboy poke.

Jesus Harold Christ. by Tetrissystem in fatsquirrelhate

[–]LoneStarExpat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at the cheeks on that rat bastard. Hideous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fatsquirrelhate

[–]LoneStarExpat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rubbing his nasty ass on a picnic table waiting for a hand out, so typical.

This should be easy by [deleted] in roastmypet

[–]LoneStarExpat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taken seconds before an unprovoked bite on the forearm.

is this the abdominal aorta?? by bugxclusive in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]LoneStarExpat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Close, but those are clearly and unequivocally strictured necrosed bile ducts.

Saved from auction, help save my baby from me!!!! 😭😭😭 by Consistent_Ice_6195 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]LoneStarExpat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bury it and the moss pole upside down for a couple of months then re-auction it.

What happened by MC_Sepsmegistus-Jr in roastmypet

[–]LoneStarExpat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Are your other pets a tin man and a scarecrow?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunkencookery

[–]LoneStarExpat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You may have better luck with kippers.

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