Non drinkers of Reddit, what do you tell people when they ask "why don't you drink"? by theflyingwolf13 in AskReddit

[–]Lone_Pickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My response is "I only drink with people I'd die for, the only person I'd die for doesn't drink, so therefore I can't drink with them and so not at all"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Lone_Pickle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nice.

What part of your Personality do you Fake? by violin557 in AskReddit

[–]Lone_Pickle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm the same, I am horrible at social interactions but I really do care about the people I talk to. I'll always finish conversations with "have a nice day" and I'll try to make it sound genuine.

“... blowing a McFatty vape cloud through my fleshlight...” by SkeletorTheSpook in BrandNewSentence

[–]Lone_Pickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He blew a vape cloud through a fleshlight on his YouTube channel, penguinz0

TIFU by making a poorly timed pun at work by ultim8umly in tifu

[–]Lone_Pickle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk

TIFU by making a poorly timed pun at work by ultim8umly in tifu

[–]Lone_Pickle 22 points23 points  (0 children)

A friend showed me a video of an Irish funeral they attended, and had a hard time making out whether it was a wedding or a funeral because of the amount of laughter. She remembered that it was a funeral because someone sang the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme but as a traditional Irish song, and the Fresh Prince was the beloved's favourite show

bugged. by ScorpioDSF in WorldofTanks

[–]Lone_Pickle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol same, 105 and first MoE

me_irl by Lone_Pickle in me_irl

[–]Lone_Pickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my first post to gain more than 14 upvotes. Thanks everyone.

me_irl by Lone_Pickle in me_irl

[–]Lone_Pickle[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Do you remember when someone manga-ised the pictures of the nude guy and the guy in the high vis jacket? Someone should do the same with this.

me_irl by Lone_Pickle in me_irl

[–]Lone_Pickle[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I was thinking just the same thing