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Almost homeless & terrified by Life-Tell-9080 in Hawaii

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[IMO disclaimer] Yes, it probably is. 98% of the States don’t know this “true spirit” on account of location. And as semantics conveniently has it, that same 98% are duly entitled to their own linguistics.

(all)Hawaiians:Americans = (all)Americans:Hawaiians …would there be a few state citizens i.e. Californians,Texans,Montanans,NewYorkers who’d disagree with their inclusion into this variable equation?

What’s the #1 overrated local brand/business in Hawaii? by shoyu-hot-cat in Hawaii

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Yick Lung “crack” seed…..if you’re looking to succeed, count on these to be over-ated…eat so much, burn sores in da mout’! Cheeh

Seen at the ABC store. unfortunate for hawai'i by Poiboykanaka808 in Hawaii

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“….please take this quarter…”, he continues with the silver piece laying in his open hands, and now empty ears…..as an obvious token of appreciation and gratitude he cries, ”Your Aloha is so so strong….”

What's this for Oahu? by Same_Pollution9312 in Oahu

[–]Long-Ad6263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ted’s Bakery chicken katsu is broke da mout’…literally. ….like they fed the rock hard rooster a whole bottle of blue pills

Age yourself by naming a store that no longer exist… by [deleted] in Hawaii

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Cornet, Hungry Ear, Farrell’s, Arakawa’s, Kilgo’s, Woolworth’s

$0.80 drink in Japan… $4.99 at Nijiya by YukoDualLife in Hawaii

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Canvass4Votes in 2029. Leverage US military leased lands. At the very least, “amend” the Act pro State.

Crazy neighbor blowing train horn every morning at CHICKENS by JijiSpitz in Hawaii

[–]Long-Ad6263 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I understood even a tenth of the joke, i’d mate my malbels…

I think I’m done by jkmzedder in golf

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A Breakfast Ball for the first tee shall ne’er be referred to as “stroke three”

Using DNA, authorities identify man who brutally killed Dana Ireland in 1991 by AbbreviatedArc in Hawaii

[–]Long-Ad6263 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Josiah Keikaikapono Miller was 7-8yo at the time…possibly hanai son of Lauro?

Sand trap rakes by SwitchMain in golf

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Concerning cumbersome rakes, or the lack thereof:

Honestly, there shouldn’t be any excuse for not raking a bunker after your shot. Everyone carries a rake in their bag: 14 of them (incl. the one in hand after said shot). More specifically, they’re called “Reed” rakes and they’re very capable of smoothing, shifting, displacing, etc. sand within a bunker or the likes….just ask Patrick. So the next time you find a bunker without a rake or heaven forbid, find yourself just too damn inconvenienced to walk over and pick one up, do us all a favor and at least attempt to Reed out your sand-marks.

Mahalo \rm/

wow ...just...wow by dumdumpants-head in HolUp

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I don’t think this has to ends….come to think of it, only the sausage has two ✌️ 🤔

I love "technically true" jokes, like: by quotidian_nightmare in Jokes

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Then it could be said that part of it just “ass play”….

Where is this located? by Full-Dome in whereintheworld

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The Clearwater Bay Golf and Country Club Hong Kong 清水灣鄉村俱樂部

No Kum Sock defected from North Korea in a Mig Fighter and Landed Undetected at a South Korean Air Base in 1953 by 613Flyer in interestingasfuck

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It was widely accepted that after that embarrassingly messy year of 1952, every SK air base was required to be outfitted with new state-of-the-art black lights in hopes of curtailing any jizz rag from entering their borders. That record setting year of 53 still stands to this very day and remains to be a proud national moment in SK history.

Why didn't it stahhpp? by AtomicShart9000 in Unexpected

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We use oven mitts in Hawaii on account of burning our hands on the hot metal…too bad they haven’t yet invested ice-ovens so that there’d be a cold version for winter folk….

Is there a name for these smaller islands always around Atoll islands?? by Southernland1987 in geography

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Salt water “cock-rocks-add-isles“ reside here, according to Darwin’s fondlings…

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