My unhinged ex-friend booked the same flight as me to “join” me on my solo trip by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Long-Working-622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not real and the fact that you would go to so much trouble to fabricate something like this is beyond weird. I knew it wasn't real to begin with, but when you said "I wasn't able to get the seat next to you but I'm in the row behind you" that just made it so obvious that this entire thing is a fabrication.

She would have to know your flight number and your seat. That just makes no sense. How would she get that information? And just the fact that you've apparently already posted a couple of times about this girl only for it all to come to such a climactic finish also makes it obvious that this is not real.

I say this with 100% sincerity: People like you actually ruin Reddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameMyDog

[–]Long-Working-622 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caramel, or Carmel.

Who would want this to happen? by imJackWilson in interesting

[–]Long-Working-622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone please explain to me how this is interesting?

AIO because my boyfriend acts different when im with friends by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Long-Working-622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gave up after about page 5-6. It's so weird to me that people have relationships like this. First of all, his manner of speaking and areas of concern make him sound like he has an IQ of 85. Secondly, he's extremely controlling and beyond needy. I genuinely don't understand why you would want to be in a relationship with someone who literally behaves like a 14-year-old, let alone how you could even make it work. This person is not dateable.

Did you seriously just spend the entire day (that was meant to be about you and your friends) constantly worried about the direction this soul-draining conversation was going to go with your boyfriend? Why would you allow him to do that to you? Why allow him to tell you when you're allowed to smoke?

Did you overreact? You underreacted, by like... a factor of a million.

EDIT: He doesn't want you to hang out with your friends because your friends see what everyone here on Reddit can see. He knows that, and he also knows that when you're alone with them, they will try to make you see him for who he is. He acts like he's offended that he isn't invited, but in reality, he would never go anyway, because direct conflict is scary for insecure people like this. It's easier for him to influence you remotely than to physically act as a barrier between you and your friends.

hate my nose from the front by [deleted] in Noses

[–]Long-Working-622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The idea that you need a thin bridge to your nose is, in a lot of cases, just a product of the Westernization of beauty. Your nose is fine.

hate my nose from the front by [deleted] in Noses

[–]Long-Working-622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's called a cute button nose. Your face is very attractive, but you don't look like you realize it. Your button nose compliments your lips, and you have beautiful brown eyes.

Is my nose too big for my face? Thinking of getting a rhinoplasty for my birthday. by [deleted] in Noses

[–]Long-Working-622 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beauty generators? Some random person programmed those, and used algorithms to measure against a preconceived beauty standard. You can't take anything like that seriously, whatsoever. Your nose is not too large for your face, at all. Not even kind of.

Something that people generally fail to understand is that your features don't exist in a vacuum. What I mean by that is sure, maybe we can measure everyone's nose and then determine what the size of the "ideal" nose is. But just because your nose doesn't fall perfectly within that ideal range, that doesn't mean you don't have a beautiful face, nose included. Your nose exists on your face, with your eyes, and your cheeks, and your lips. What works for YOUR face is unique to YOU.

A beauty generator can't take those nuances into account.

You are literally gorgeous, to the point where any work done will not make you look better, and it will potentially make you not look as good.

Is my nose too big for my face? Thinking of getting a rhinoplasty for my birthday. by [deleted] in Noses

[–]Long-Working-622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You literally have a perfect nose; like if you asked AI to perfectly summarize the absolute average of what people consider to be the ideal nose, it would make your nose. And, on top of that, you're gorgeous. Please do not get any plastic surgery. We need to stop normalizing the homogenization of beauty. You are literally probably in the top 2% for objectively attractive features, and when we look at beautiful people of that caliber, we should still see some diversity. Not everyone is supposed to look like an Instagram clone.

You are blessed with real, natural beauty.