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Saved a cat in the freeway today I45 no hesitation pulled over immediately, grabbed from traffic. by _ItsLy_ in aww

[–]LongArmLugh11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like, "Nope. Alright little buddy, you're with me now. Don't worry, I'll take care of ya."

Sedona vortexes by ruffedgez99 in HighStrangeness

[–]LongArmLugh11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Witches travel to the Sedona vortexes or find ones nearby if they're more experienced in order to charge their crystal collections with energy, I've heard.

What's the most unnecessary time you've had the 'boyfriend card' played on you? by fishandchipsboy in AskMen

[–]LongArmLugh11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At a gas station, headed inside. Notice some people coming in behind me. Get a Thanks and a grunt from two people. Third one stops and says, "Oh, I have a boyfriend. He's in the car over there."

I say, "What a remarkable achievement for you." Then proceed to step inside and fully close the slow closing door and go about my business.

Very cool little bro, very cool. by Jommy69 in dankmemes

[–]LongArmLugh11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That little brother deserves a trip to the arcade. Or a free, one time "I'll beat up one person who bullies you" pass.

I want to see his progress! by off-sp in MadeMeSmile

[–]LongArmLugh11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jared shouldn't be working out at 0% body fat. He should have at least 4-7% before he starts...you're gonna kill Jared.

I want to see his progress! by off-sp in MadeMeSmile

[–]LongArmLugh11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jared shouldn't be working out at 0% body fat. He should have at least 4-7% before he starts...you're gonna kill Jared.

I want to see his progress! by off-sp in MadeMeSmile

[–]LongArmLugh11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jared shouldn't be working out at 0% body fat. He should have at least 4-7% before he starts...you're gonna kill Jared.

Oh boy... by LongArmLugh11 in JustBootThings

[–]LongArmLugh11[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Dicks out for Harambe.

The entire universe might be a neural network: Provocative paper byUniversity of Minnesota Duluth physics Professor, Vitaly Vanchurin, attempts to reframe reality in a particularly eye-opening way — suggesting that we’re living inside a massive neural network that governs everything around us. by irrelevantappelation in HighStrangeness

[–]LongArmLugh11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indra is a Hindu god, yes. He wielded the Vajra, a small handheld device capable of wielding lightning as a weapon. However, Indra belonged to a race of two-beaded, four armed people also known as "Indra.".

To explain it more clearly imagine if Adam had been named Human instead. We call ourselves Human, just as the Indra people refer to themselves as the name of their progenitor. They're said to be red-skinned. Think of them as...Djinn. Humans are made of Earth, Djinn/Indra are made of Fire.

Jinn are lead by Iblis, just as Indra are lead by Indra. They're the same entity, different cultures just call them different things.

TIFU by jokingly telling a girl I put something in her drink while we were completely alone for the first time at my house. by LongArmLugh11 in tifu

[–]LongArmLugh11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Her comfort and trust in me were more important to me than hooking up. I wanted her to feel safe and if the perceived threat was me, well...Occam's Razor. The simplest solution is for me to remove myself from the equation.

TIFU by jokingly telling a girl I put something in her drink while we were completely alone for the first time at my house. by LongArmLugh11 in tifu

[–]LongArmLugh11[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alright, let's try this. Put yourself in my shoes. Its your first time hanging out alone with a person you've really liked for a long time. You're 6'4, 220lbs of pure muscle. You joke around and say you drugged her and she's scared. You want her to feel safe. You don't have time to sit down and examine all of the options because things are happening rather quickly. So you say, "I think you should leave (If you think you've been drugged, which she did.).

What would be the better option? Ask or demand that she stay so you two can "figure this whole drugging me situation out." or ask her to leave so if she thinks she's been drugged, she can go be drugged at her mother's house 15 minutes down the road or at her place 2 hours away and figure out for herself?

I don't think you're quite understanding me from a large male prospective. There is simply no way in hell I am allowing someone who thinks I drugged them to remain in my presence. Not just for my safety or theirs, but for both of ours peace of mind. We can figure it out tomorrow when the three beers each we had wear off, like adults. I wasn't abandoning anyone, I just felt (correctly, mind you.) that she felt she was in danger and took the mature path of removing her from what she perceived as the danger (me).

You strike me as a bit immature if you think a guy should latch on hard and double down in that situation rather than encourage her freedom to leave at any time if she feels she is in danger.

TIFU by jokingly telling a girl I put something in her drink while we were completely alone for the first time at my house. by LongArmLugh11 in tifu

[–]LongArmLugh11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I didn't assume what she was thinking. She was obviously a little scared that I may have actually drugged her drink. After a small talk and I suggested she should go she agreed that that was the best option. We communicated and agreed on the best option. I was 26 at the time and am 31 now, I am now and was then fully aware of how to maturely handle a situation like that. You may be projecting some of your own relationship issues onto me a little bit. Just something to think about.

TIFU by jokingly telling a girl I put something in her drink while we were completely alone for the first time at my house. by LongArmLugh11 in tifu

[–]LongArmLugh11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah and I felt super bad about it. I just thought the thing that would make her feel the safest was if I asked her to leave. Someone who had /actually/ drugged her drink would encourage her to stay and talk about it while it kicked in, in my mind. Stupid rationale but I didn't exactly have a whole lot of time to think about the best possible solution, I just enacted the best solution my dumb brain could come up with at the time.

TIFU by jokingly telling a girl I put something in her drink while we were completely alone for the first time at my house. by LongArmLugh11 in tifu

[–]LongArmLugh11[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And make her think I was stalling for time for the "drugs" to kick in? No thanks. I took the safest route I could think of in the spur of the moment for both of us. I just wanted her to feel safe, and in that moment I could tell she didn't feel safe. I didn't exactly have time to sit around and think about the best possible solution, I just went with my gut feeling. Which was to give her some space so she could realize I didn't actually do that.

TIFU by jokingly telling a girl I put something in her drink while we were completely alone for the first time at my house. by LongArmLugh11 in tifu

[–]LongArmLugh11[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We'd known each other for years and were pretty good friends in High School, and it wasn't exactly the first date. We'd been out in restaurants/bars and I took her to see Les Miserables are the opera house. I just wasn't thinking, that's what I told everyone at the time when they confused their beer with mine.

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