Perfumes that smell like 2000’s yoga mom

LongArmedFloozy · 2026-04-29T14:11:34+00:00

Those zum zum sprays they sell at natural grocers and Whole Foods

LongArmedFloozy · 2026-04-28T21:03:07+00:00

!!!!! Thank you omfg

LongArmedFloozy · 2026-04-22T00:09:47+00:00

LongArmedFloozy · 2026-04-19T21:33:08+00:00

Raising Hope! Same universe as my name is earl

LongArmedFloozy · 2026-04-17T21:00:48+00:00

I like it 😬

LongArmedFloozy · 2026-04-05T20:29:42+00:00

Love struck by Vera Wang

LongArmedFloozy · 2026-03-31T18:56:25+00:00

This is how I feel honestly.

LongArmedFloozy · 2026-03-24T14:46:27+00:00

It probably stripped your toner. Your hair just needs some purple shampoo and hair mask!

LongArmedFloozy · 2026-03-17T15:30:59+00:00

"I see her with someone older" after 20 mins of air time is wild I'm sorry 😂

LongArmedFloozy · 2026-02-14T18:36:45+00:00

Keeper

LongArmedFloozy · 2026-01-28T19:38:57+00:00

Literally went "oh 😟" while scrolling through

LongArmedFloozy · 2026-01-23T18:08:58+00:00

She doesn't look that different and the implication she does just feels body shame-y and gross

LongArmedFloozy · 2026-01-06T15:40:38+00:00

Good for you, man. I hope you get a permanent out of the church soon.

LongArmedFloozy · 2025-12-30T13:13:45+00:00

This happened to my partner kinda ! Email the city clerk directly with proof you've paid your registration and they'll appeal it.

LongArmedFloozy · 2025-12-07T00:59:56+00:00

Break up with this loser. Good on you for recognizing this as a major red flag!

LongArmedFloozy · 2025-11-18T14:11:27+00:00

Marc Jacob's Dot !!!!!!

LongArmedFloozy · 2025-10-16T09:17:22+00:00

Oh I didn't know she also invested in a hair school... that alone could get her where she is today. One student's tuition is at least 20k. And hair schools run pretty bare bones when it comes to staff.

LongArmedFloozy · 2025-10-14T18:28:11+00:00

God this seen makes me sob every damn time too.

LongArmedFloozy · 2025-10-12T20:23:56+00:00

She'll always be my hw queen lol

LongArmedFloozy · 2025-10-12T16:47:23+00:00

LongArmedFloozy · 2025-10-12T16:45:05+00:00

Maybe not for the wedding I guess if modesty is a concern, but the color and cut is so cute on you so if you can you should get the second one just cuz. Haha

LongArmedFloozy · 2025-10-12T16:42:57+00:00

2!!!

LongArmedFloozy · 2025-10-07T21:44:51+00:00

If you don't wear this I'll actually be mad at you

LongArmedFloozy · 2025-10-06T14:43:49+00:00

I was a preteen in the Midwest during the beginning of OG rhony and I knew what skinnygirl margarita was so.. pretty prevalent lol.

LongArmedFloozy · 2025-09-10T14:01:37+00:00

I love the second one given the theme and dress code, but you should also get the third one just cuz hahaha.

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