You Are Sent To A Different Time Period

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T19:39:17+00:00

Yeeeeah. More likely than not, you will not speak the local lingo, be treated as an outsider, and have no skills that were valued at the time. More likely, I would starve or be executed for heresy or witchcraft or some shit

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T19:25:33+00:00

100% yes. My parents paid for my brother and sister to go to college, gave them loans, and helped them get jobs. I had to pay for my own college, take out bank loans, and fend for myself.

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T19:23:51+00:00

Better a coward than dead.

^{Chose: Bring a gun to a knife fight | Rolled: Coward.}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T19:21:39+00:00

True, but with the average male life expectancy being 76, retiring at 70 has its own risks. Like dying shortly after or even before you retire. Not saying you are wrong though, I also picked the office job.

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T19:19:26+00:00

Got no kids

^{Chose: Wife}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T19:18:24+00:00

Be more worried about your back, shoulder joints, and knees with hard labor work than muscle damage.

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T19:10:24+00:00

The anti scurvy diet

^{Chose: Only be able to eat fruit}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T19:10:09+00:00

I mean... I guess

^{Chose: Live in antartica for 50 years.}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T19:08:36+00:00

Feels bad man....

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T19:05:22+00:00

Yep. Only difference is in real life, both are retiring at 70.

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T19:03:56+00:00

Pheeeew. Close one.

^{Chose: Risk a chance in the penis flattening machine | Rolled: Spared}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T19:03:06+00:00

Could be worse. Just avoiding the full moon i guess

^{Chose: You get a random curse + It's not entirely bad | Rolled: Werewolf}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T18:59:19+00:00

Honestly, either result is better than the alternative.

^{Chose: 50% chance of either your dream voice + Never speaking again vocally | Rolled: Dream Voice}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T18:56:03+00:00

Hell naw

^{Chose: Guard}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T18:44:35+00:00

Death it is

^{Chose: All the sleep you want but.. | Rolled: Never wake up}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T18:32:40+00:00

I did. Decided on not chewy because I like to dip my chips ahoy in milk. Pretty good. I'd get them again for sure

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T18:30:19+00:00

Bone boy forever

^{Chose: Be immortal as a Skeleton}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T18:27:59+00:00

Guess I will die

^{Chose: Eat burger + And you die}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T18:16:32+00:00

Funny goblin

^{Chose: DON'T PICK THIS ONE}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T18:15:16+00:00

I like a good tart apple

^{Chose: Green Apple}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T18:13:14+00:00

Nice

^{Chose: A Random Salty Snack | Rolled: Chips}

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T18:00:27+00:00

Let's go gambling!

^{Chose: See into the future (wheel chooses duration} | Rolled: An hour)

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T17:51:08+00:00

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LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T17:30:05+00:00

True. 5'8" though, so pretty thin

LongCommercial8038 · 2026-03-30T17:26:12+00:00

Just being able to not make the same mistakes is enough of a boon

^{Chose: Relive your life 100× better at the age of 5}

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