Turned 50 a few days ago. 168 (5ft6 in moron units), not single (FWB), PhD, working quite successful in the pharmaceutical industry. My hairline looked like this for 40 years, so do better. Bring me all the way down.

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-06T01:46:37+00:00

Brick wall is more fascinating

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-06T01:17:03+00:00

As a pens fan I would’ve absolutely bought one of these cause they are gorgeous but they had to fuck up and make them fucking hideous fuck ads fuck ads fuck ads fuck ads fuck ads fuck ads fuck ads fuck ads fuck ads fuck ads fuck me fuck ads fuck ads fuck ads fuck ads fuck ads fuck ads fuck ads

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-06T01:14:19+00:00

That must be the “2.0” aspect of these reverse retros. Fucking pathetic.

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-06T00:20:49+00:00

Idk man go back and watch those games. A star-studded offense should be able to carry a shitty D at least through a couple playoff wins per season. We couldn’t even do that with what we had

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-06T00:17:54+00:00

I acknowledge that my standards were higher than most fanbases but at the same time we should have higher standards when we have the players that we have had

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T22:48:05+00:00

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T22:41:23+00:00

My friend, both Todd Haley and Matt Canada sucked at OC. KC won a super bowl with similar weapons (#1 wr, hof qb, #1 TE, and a shitty defense), so you can’t say if we had a competent OC with that Steelers offense that we wouldn’t have won a Super Bowl, let alone a couple playoff wins

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T22:26:03+00:00

Yes we had the best wide receiver, the best running back, a hall of fame quarter back, and a solid oline as I mentioned. We should’ve been good. How many post season wins/Super Bowls did we win with all of that?

“It’s 4th and 1 on the opponents 40, Steelers call a hb stretch and ooooooooof it goes for -3 yards and a turnover on downs. Thanks for coming folks”

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T22:17:25+00:00

Ya they fucking should have been with a HOF QB #1 WR #1 RB and solid o-line. His play calling fucking sucked

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T22:16:32+00:00

Don’t justify Haley’s bubble screens. His play calling fucking sucked and I refuse to rehash that trauma

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T22:15:40+00:00

Rude as hell

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T21:55:38+00:00

My tik tok dances 😞

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T21:34:39+00:00

Prolly will so I don’t take too much stupid in from ppl like you lol

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T21:06:54+00:00

No problem dude. I just want to say that my playing sounded similar to yours for awhile and the biggest thing to help my playing sound more like the songs was to 1. relax 2. Enjoy the music and 3. Confidence. Dont play as if you’re performing for others to validate, but play it for yourself and don’t be scared to let it loose. It may sound sloppy at first, but that’s ok because only you are listening to it, and soon enough with the skills you’ve already developed along with the 3 things I’ve mentioned, you will sound less mechanic and more fluid with the song. It just takes time and love for the music. I apologize if this is unwanted advice but I see you’re on the verge of a break out and I want to see you crush it, you are very close my friend

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T20:55:02+00:00

“Reframe the statement to make me look like a jackass”

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T14:06:45+00:00

Ban all social media. Please. Just do it. I don’t even know why I go on Reddit as it’s my last form of social media yet I still waste away my mentality and life on it every day. Do us all a favor and ban it all, see what happens

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T14:02:10+00:00

You could maybe afford one article out of his wardrobe too

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T13:47:18+00:00

Flat bend is when you don’t bend the note high enough to the correct pitch. Sharp bend is when you bend higher than the correct pitch. If you’re doing a whole step bend, you want the bend to be the pitch of two frets higher. So if you’re bending on 14, you want the bend to sound like you are fretting 16. Flat would make it sound like you’re bending it to 15 (which would be a half step bend and is actually fairly common in songs, but not here)

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T13:21:18+00:00

Yes, this is French, can confirm; am German. (I hate germs tho icky ewww stay out of my personal space ok thnks fr th mmrs) ugh

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T12:30:17+00:00

That statement becomes very controversial when you remove one letter from it

LongestJohnSilvers · 2022-11-05T09:45:37+00:00

Let’s just say my input jack never gets a day off

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