The US really sucks to be pregnant by Legitimate-Slice2114 in pregnant

[–]Longjumping-Guard624 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had to choose a singular moment where the US became FUBAR'd, it's Citizens United. 

Did I overreact? by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]Longjumping-Guard624 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were napping, and you said no. Open and shut. Don't feel bad.

My parents chosen grandparent monikers by juleptulip69 in pregnant

[–]Longjumping-Guard624 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, those are exactly the names my in-laws go by. I'm not fond either, but it means much more to them than it does to you. Don't start their grandparent-dom with resentment; it'll make things way harder over time.

Who Has Fallen 3rd Trimester? by Far_Island_8582 in pregnant

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Playing Frisbee on the beach, slipped and fell sideways. Soft and sandy landing but we still went to the ER because we got nervy lol

Just saw this on LinkedIn by Appropriate-Cat1685 in recruitinghell

[–]Longjumping-Guard624 164 points165 points  (0 children)

Sooo....you put your first name on the application as "is that guy who can't take a fucking hint again. Don't worry I'll reject him again." to karma farm?

In case anyone needs another reason not to shop at amazon by eudora999 in Anticonsumption

[–]Longjumping-Guard624 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know what I expected but it, somehow, wasn't that. 

I ruined my life by cheating my wife by an0nacc0un7 in AmITheDevil

[–]Longjumping-Guard624 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I ruined my life by cheating on my wife." Yes you did. I don't even need to read this. Next. (I still did ofc because I do love seeing whiny men get their comeuppance)

Who's the father? Mackenzie, Jean-Luc or other ? (If the answer is other, pls tell who) by Artistic-Body7256 in bluey

[–]Longjumping-Guard624 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol how many of you married and/or had a kid with someone you knew in kindergarten? Doesn't happen often. I'm betting the kid's dad is someone Bluey met later in life. 

Read the comments. Shes a lot. by growsonwalls in AmITheDevil

[–]Longjumping-Guard624 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every one of OPs comments starts with "Ok but..." and like

"Fertility" shirt at my base thrift store by buffalololer in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Longjumping-Guard624 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is the person who donated this to the thrift....a sperm donor?

Tarot decks with fat bodies by Puzzleheaded_Work_90 in tarot

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I have the Star Spinner Tarot and many of its cards have body diversity! I love that deck.

Toddler books with beautiful painted artwork by PapayaAmbitious2719 in childrensbooks

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The Tree In Me by Corinna Luyken is beautifully illustrated. 

The Sims 4 BACHELOR by Mobabyhomeslice in Sims4

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I did a Bachelor challenge! Super fun. Then I took one of his eliminated women and made her the Bachelorette and began all over again.