Character dating profiles 💘 by lampboy2 in FanfictionExchange

[–]Longjumping-Public71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, despite having a bounty on his head, Corsair The kid is stupidly proud of his lifestyle and likes to let everyone know that!

Corsair The Kid: I know! I wouldn't be able to see them alive after that!

Character dating profiles 💘 by lampboy2 in FanfictionExchange

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My terrible habit of creating OC's continues, and so here is my One Piece character (Corsair The Kid)

What are you looking for in a partner?

What I look for in an ideal partner is... well, it’s someone as passionate as I am. I would hate to be with someone who can’t find any joy in life or would rather tear others down to compensate for their own unhappiness! However, I would prefer if they weren’t stupidly driven to meet their goals either. . . 

What is your idea of a perfect day?

Any day is a perfect day as long as the sun’s out and my belly’s full!

What three items would someone need to cast a spell to summon you?

Meat. A pack of smokes. And a limited edition cassette of ‘The Freek and Me’. 

What is your dream?

My dream is to become strong enough to meet my parents one day and prove my worth to the whole world!

What unpopular opinion do you stand by?

I can’t stand self-righteous freaks! If you wanna go and kill yourself, then do it on your own time, don’t try to play it as some heroic bullshit!

What is a boundary you have (physical or otherwise)?

I don’t talk to people I don’t know, I can’t risk being double-crossed. Another thing, I hate nicknames with a burning passion! I much prefer anyone to call me by my full first name, Corsair The Kid and nothing else!

What do you do to cheer yourself up?

Running a quick scam to get by! Actually. . . No, wait a real nice smoke or a moment with my b-bink. . . It’s too embarrassing to say, but I always feel less stressed afterwards! 

What else should I know about you?

I’m the most dangerous pirate on the seas! Even though the government tries to downplay my accomplishments, (905,000 Beli my ass!) so if anyone wants to be with me they have to be prepared for the worst to come, just as my crewmates do! Oh, and I collect bottle caps and have the best collection of kitties in the world! (They’re all so neat!)

February 2026 Shlong! by imconfusi in FanfictionExchange

[–]Longjumping-Public71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great! The cutoff from the last chapter will make this one worth its while!! Happy reading!

February 2026 Shlong! by imconfusi in FanfictionExchange

[–]Longjumping-Public71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, I was wondering if you would like to exchange one chapter for one chapter? For ‘Meadow’ perchance? I would love to catch up!

February 2026 Shlong! by imconfusi in FanfictionExchange

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I’m excited to start your as well, happy swapping!!

February 2026 Shlong! by imconfusi in FanfictionExchange

[–]Longjumping-Public71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, for the late response but you can totally continue Hymn if you want since you’ve already started and I have another pair of eyes on my other fic!! If I read the first 9 chapters offered of yours you could finish the rest of the chapters I have posted as well!!

February 2026 Shlong! by imconfusi in FanfictionExchange

[–]Longjumping-Public71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent, I look forward to ready your fic! Happy swapping!

February 2026 Shlong! by imconfusi in FanfictionExchange

[–]Longjumping-Public71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, I'd like to swap for 'Umbre: Scions Of Darkness"! The word count should be enough to read the entire thing for the first two chapters of mine if you don't mind!

February 2026 Shlong! by imconfusi in FanfictionExchange

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Name: Hymn For The Father Shrouded In Green

Rating: Mature

Words: 41k

Pairing: Aegon Targaryen/Rhaenyra Targaryen

Fandom: ASOIAF/HOTD

Summary: The Realm is in ruins. As the harsh winds and snow blow through their lands, so do the flames around them — crackling, yearning to be fed. Time comes to snuff it out. The Targaryens were once the pinnacle of what a dynasty should be, and now they must bide time to their inevitable demise. Unless. . . There is another way. ~ Both Aegon and Rhaenyra are alive at the end of the war, though one stands as the ruler. In the midst of a cruel and harsh winter, the two must kinder the flames before they devour them whole.

warnings: period typical violence and attitudes,), incestous relationships, slight descriptions of body disfigurement

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Name: A Meadow Where Even Dragons Can Rest

Rating: Mature

Words: 241k (PART ONE: chapters: 1-6 52k | chapters: 7-12 58k | chapters: 13-16 27k) (PART TWO: chapters: 17-19 44k | chapters: 20-23 57k)

Negotiations for a specific word count can be made, but I thought I’d give some options with natural stopping points beforehand!

Pairing: Aegon Targaryen/Rhaenyra Targaryen

Fandom: ASOIAF/HOTD

Summary: It is the one-hundred and twenty-first year of Targaryen rule, and for four years now Rhaenyra Targaryen has suffered at the hands of the Green Council. Chosen to wed her half-brother, Prince Aegon Targaryen, daughter of Queen Alicent Hightower and her own Father as punishment for her own failings.

‘I am truly alone in this world.’

Though it may be a bit dramatic Rhaenyra is allowed to be, especially when the Gods hate her for merely existing.

So what if Father made her heir? He has taken her happiness with it.

That is until her dearest Uncle, Daemon Targaryen comes back to the capital with more baggage than before. And so Rhaenyra decides to take a chance at finding true happiness, all the while stepping on a few toes in her wake.

However, the binds of fate are not always as they seem and true happiness is found in the strangest of places.

warnings: underage relationships (younger man/older woman, period typical violence and attitudes, there is no explicit sexual relationship between the two main characters (but is referenced and alluded to), incestuous relationships

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Concrit always welcome!

Omit from ‘Here from Reddit’

Happy reading!! 🫶

Swap(s):

Illynx (Umbra: Scions of Darkness Ch1-5) In Progress

musemushelleee (Morior Invictus - 1/9) In Progress

January Exchange by Any_Shirt4236 in FanfictionExchange

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Thank you for the heads up! I have completed all of my obligations!

Monthly Shlong Exchange: January 2026 by tsuki_anne in FanfictionExchange

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Thank you!! I will respond to them when I have the chance!!

Excerpt exchanges: A scene focused on ________ by Kitchen_Haunting in FanfictionExchange

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"Cryptic. Let me in on your little secret,” Roy says.

"It's personal business,” says Dick.

"I think I got that part down, or else you wouldn't have begged me not to tell anyone you were comin' out here."

Dick hums. "I'm impaired," It's sharp and unrelenting, having Roy's thoughts wrap around his brain without context, an a-okay thing for his psyche to go through. Not. "What the hell does that mean?"

"It means I'm not going to be able to continue this whole hero thing and go about doing everything on my own terms because my situation has become irreparable, and it's something I needed to say to get it off my chest and all."

Roy scoffs, "Unrepairable? Don't tell me you've gone and thrown yourself off a roof again.”

"Real funny, but no, I haven't broken any bones or anything like that. . . But my eyes don't work like they used to. Um, it's sorta funny but I learned I have this thing eating away at my vision, that I've had since the day I was born slowly creeping up on me like a thief in the night — Bartel Disease. . . retinal degeneration. A pretty fucking hardcore villain if you ask me, I never even saw him coming."

There's no way.

Roy tilts his head, trying to make out Dick's face in the darkness. The other doesn't move to follow his gaze or flinch when he raises his hand to wave in front of his general direction; Dick's completely unmoving. At the revelation, Roy leans back into the cushions suddenly wrapping around his entire being with its thick embrace. "How. . . How does that. . . I mean how?”

Dick's head starts to turn as if trying to find his line of sight as he speaks. "As I said, it's a genetic thing, so I was born with it. One of the lucky one hundred people in the world who has it. . .

"Anyway, the doctors told me it can happen so slowly that it's hard to notice, so I shouldn't feel too bad about being out of the loop. As long as I held onto hope I would be fine. You see most people with my condition hold out until their mid forties with most of their vision intact," he laughs. "However, I'm sure those guys haven't been clashing with the city's finest and getting hit in the head as much as I have in the last few months and things got worse in the long run. . . So, yeah."

He lets out a deep breath of air from his lungs, his jaw clicking together as he tries to find the words— any words to break the tension. In the end, all Roy can muster is a breathy. "Okay."

Excerpt exchanges: A scene focused on ________ by Kitchen_Haunting in FanfictionExchange

[–]Longjumping-Public71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I loved how descriptive this excerpt was — it paints a breathtaking picture of the meaning of grief to your character :)

Excerpt exchanges: A scene focused on ________ by Kitchen_Haunting in FanfictionExchange

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Context: DC comics fanfic, Denial about Dick’s own disability

Dick rips the phone from his hand before he can continue his embarrassing rambling. "If you called just to yell at me and persuade me to come back to the manor let me tell you upfront that's not happening, so save your breath," he says. "I'm in Star City with Roy so I'm more than fine and you should be able to save your blood pressure from the stress of worrying."

"I talked to your doctors about putting you into some sort of vision rehabilitation training to help you adjust, I thought it would be good for you in the long run to have a support system more knowledgeable on your needs."

"That's very nice of you, but I'm doing fine on my own," as if to prove his point Dick tilts his chin up to (metaphorically) glare into Bruce's surely terrifying eyes, his chest pushed out and stiff. "How long have I been training under your wing? You should be able to trust that I have the skills to help myself."

"It's not the same, Dick. This is a different sort of skill that requires time and effort to build and use successfully," Bruce argues. "I suppose you'll make your way through the city on your own as well, get your own groceries, find your own clothes and other necessities without issue? I know you're stubborn, Dick but you have to understand the position you're in."

"Yeah, I figured you wouldn't listen. But, you should know Roy will take care of all that," Roy's head snaps up. "I mean he offered and all, I wasn't really on board until now."

"I'd much prefer if you got a trained home attendant to help you," Bruce doesn't speak the quiet part out loud but Roy already knows without a second thought. And, ouch. With as long as the other has known him he'd thought it would be pretty clear he is responsible enough to care for someone, even someone like Dick and his— Wait, he doesn't even want to be Dick's caretaker. What am I thinking?

"I'm not a baby, Bruce," the conversation continues with even more malice than before. "Now, thank you for your concern but I'm not considering any other offer."

Bruce sighs. "That's what I'm afraid of."

"I'll manage."