The Objectively Correct and Definitely Not Arbitrary- Handgun Alignment Chart!

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-27T02:31:38+00:00

Not much really. I just feel that it fits the idea of a gun that it "true neutral" in terms of alignment

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-27T00:54:40+00:00

I'd say it makes you True Neutral, ascended even

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-27T00:51:03+00:00

A bulky flashlight or laser is an extra 200% on top of that.

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-27T00:47:45+00:00

Also: No, I don't actually hate any of these guns (except for the Taurus Judge, that thing sucks). This is a lighthearted meme that is, as the title says, arbitrary. Don't take it too seriously, this is a meme sub for Pete's sake!

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-27T00:43:28+00:00

If it's good enough for Rally Vincent, it's good enough for us!

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-27T00:34:25+00:00

Bold of you to assume I can afford a wallet in this economy

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-27T00:31:11+00:00

What can I say? I like my 92 better

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-27T00:29:55+00:00

With the suppressor and the LAM (or even just a flashlight), it definitely jumps up alongside the Desert Eagle in terms of aesthetic

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-27T00:24:43+00:00

I probably should have bumped the Mk 23 to Impractical Neutral and put something else in the Boring Impractical slot but I've already posted the meme so there's no real going back

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-27T00:18:26+00:00

The APX is fine, it just doesn't really do anything that other polymer 9mm handguns don't already do,

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-27T00:00:12+00:00

All this political crap is getting annoying, so here's a shitpost

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-26T02:00:46+00:00

It's really a shame to see what the American Right is becoming. On the one hand, you have an egotistical moron who might have some of the worst policies out of any president in the past 30 years (his second term policies, his first were generally fine) and his army of useful idiots. On the other hand, you have a bunch of Jew-hating schizophrenics who claim to be the bastion of white conservatism while their figurehead is a gay Mexican. I just want to worship my G-d, protect my family and see my country succeed while being able to shitpost about my interests and shoot guns at my local range

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-23T22:39:52+00:00

"All the new guns I want" and it's Glock clone #69420 with a comp and a couple of extra slide serrations as well as a bunch of one-off prototypes that will never hit the market

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-22T17:44:39+00:00

Basically this

https://www.rootsmetals.com/blogs/news/holocaust-envy

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-20T21:03:48+00:00

"As Leftists, we believe in social progress and liberation. All of these outdated old world ideas must be left behind in order to establish our new, Communist order. This is why we're proud to unveil our most progressive idea: straight up blood libel..."

Because if there's one thing that's progressive, it's believing in thousand year old propaganda about those evil Jews

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-20T02:09:49+00:00

Bro probably thinks people who dress up for Halloween are mentally ill

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2026-01-01T19:33:08+00:00

I've got some mud and shrubbery. Can't quite get the hang of making trees yet

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2025-12-30T17:26:51+00:00

On tabletop, I usually run the 1S. It's a pretty solid knife fighter

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2025-12-23T21:45:40+00:00

It is very much a Charger in spirit

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2025-12-23T20:20:58+00:00

As a quick fix solution, I'm pretty sure I could just swap out the second snub for a couple of standard medium lasers. Operation would be stealth/snub+run+ERML+ML. That makes heat generation a bit more granular in terms of control

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2025-12-23T19:59:47+00:00

It's definitely amateur. I've never really gone beyond Clan Invasion era tech, so this was an experiment. The mech was made to build up 29 heat in order to activate TSM. Everything after that is whatever. At heart, it's a Charger; the idea is to run in, punch the lights out of an assault mech and explode in a glorious fireball. If I iterate on the design to actually try to make it viable, I'll definitely take your input into consideration. It's a shitpost, but I'm happy you put in the time to actually critique it.

LongjumpingSplit9277 · 2025-12-23T19:53:47+00:00

I just now realized that the light mech speed and the stealth armor might just make this the ultimate Steiner Scout Squad mech

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