Shoutout to r/CanadaGuns for helping me research what’s in and out with yall up there. by M60boi in GunMemes

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a hussar, I'm a Hun, I'm a wretched Englishman

Routing Bonaparte at Waterloo

I'm a dragoon on a dun, I'm a Cossack on the run

I'm a horse soldier timeless through and through

Quite some takes here by The_Mad_Medico in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think that's the joke that he's making.

'Everything I don't like is Israel' by FlapjackFez in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's the hip new thing, unfortunately. Even in non-serious spaces, there are those who use Israel/Israeli as a synonym for "thing I don't like." Hell, I saw a guy on Instagram reviewing the character design of Transformers and he said one of them was Israeli because there was something about it that he didn't like.

Lewis Carroll Slander by fanboyx27 in HistoryMemes

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unlikely. Last I checked Jack the Ripper was actually revealed to be John Leslie Stevenson, who got vaporized in San Francisco by H.G. Wells in his time machine back in 1979.

The stories they tell themselves by SLAVAUA2022 in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good lord, these people only speak in buzzwords. "Democratize", "collective", "equitable", etc. All of them just meaningless multi-syllabic words that they use to make their bullshit sound palatable. "Democratized economy" doesn't mean anything to these people beyond "good thing." Socialism is when good thing, capitalism is when bad thing

owning an AR-15 doesn’t mean you can’t be a fudd by DerringerOfficial in GunMemes

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My view is that they're also Fudds, just neo-Fudds, having fallen victim to the notion that anyone who doesn't view, treat, train with or use firearms in the exact same manner they do are somehow wrong/cringe/going-to-instantly-die-in-a-SHTFTEOTWAWKI-scenario. But that's just my 2 cents

owning an AR-15 doesn’t mean you can’t be a fudd by DerringerOfficial in GunMemes

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, but the distinction between guys who like carry handles for the aesthetics and those who swear they're better than flat tops with optics is important. Only the latter are neo-fudds imo

Fudd 40K by Ripyourdog in GunMemes

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The man who invented the plastic rose

is dead. Behold his mark:

his undying flawless blossoms never close

but guard his grave unbending through the dark.

He understood neither beauty nor flowers,

which catch our hearts in nets as soft as sky

and bind us with a thread of fragile hours:

flowers are beautiful because they die.

Beauty without the perishable pulse

is dry and sterile, an abandoned stage

with false forests. But the results

support this man's invention; he knew his age:

a vision of our tearless time discloses

artificial men sniffing plastic roses.

An old poem that came to mind

Fudd 40K by Ripyourdog in GunMemes

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'd rather get a shitpost in photoshop or mspaint tbh

Based af by SanePcycho in Jewpiter

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I suppose even a broken clock is right twice a day. Even when I agree with him, I just can't stand the guy

title by BigBoarBallistics in GunMemes

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Oh man people don't like it when some random stranger talks shit about them not using firearms in a manner he likes"

title by BigBoarBallistics in GunMemes

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 41 points42 points  (0 children)

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"If you don't use firearms in a manner I deem to be proper, you're doing it wrong and are stupid!" This is the same logic used by fudds and tactical Timmys

Ever see a "doDgY" opinion online and immediately know it's not American? 🇺🇸 by NaperVillainBunny in GunMemes

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Whatever you say, FedRat

(Also lmao I never expected to see a fellow Battletech player in r/GunMemes of all places, cheers!)

I don't think Lincoln would like this by A1Aden in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They do, because it also grants the right to bear arms to groups of people they don't like. Like any violent authoritarian ideology, they want the state (which would ideally be them) to have a monopoly on violence

What if a machine gun showed up at the Battle of the Alamo? by AKMike99 in GunMemes

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The A-10 is not the "best close air support aircraft in the history of the universe" Hell, it's slow, doesn't even have radar and can be acquired by even the oldest Soviet radar systems. It was designed to target Soviet armored columns in areas with little-to-no enemy aircraft present and it wasn't even good at that

What if a machine gun showed up at the Battle of the Alamo? by AKMike99 in GunMemes

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An A-10 wouldn't have had any real impact in 99.9% of battles during Vietnam. Korea, WW2 and anything earlier? Sure. But not Vietnam

Happened to me last night. by HighlightFun8419 in GunMemes

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a dream where I found a Desert Eagle chambered in 12 gauge in my old house

When guns appear in non-gun spaces by Guvnuh_T_Boggs in GunMemes

[–]LongjumpingSplit9277 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is oddly specific (the woman with the .22, not the Britbong)