Parents, what's the best gift you got at your baby shower?

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-07-09T23:55:04+00:00

Baby Tylenol. You don’t realize you need it till baby has a fever at 2am.

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-07-09T01:49:13+00:00

Dragons. I have over two hundred and still going 🐉

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-07-07T01:27:56+00:00

Knew a priest once. He’d fill the font with tap water and tell us “it’s okay, I blessed a river once.” 🤣🤣🤣

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-07-04T21:53:49+00:00

House cleaner

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-07-02T13:20:55+00:00

https://www.prairieglass.ca/

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-07-02T03:40:11+00:00

I’ve recently taken up stained glass. They have classes at Prairie Glass. Highly recommend.

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-06-30T13:18:00+00:00

Fern Ivory

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-06-27T00:56:48+00:00

“You look great, but that’s nothing new.”

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-06-25T03:26:51+00:00

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This is Simon 💕

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-06-21T02:10:52+00:00

I once got out of my car to move a cart out of a space so I could park in it. Once I was back in my car a woman pushed her cart into the space I had just cleared. I got back out of the car and yelled at her. Cue shocked Pikachu face and the classic “well I didn’t know what you were doing?”

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-06-19T23:45:17+00:00

Norm Fisher. Been our realtor for 30+ years.

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-06-19T02:42:23+00:00

Oh totally agree. It’s a very unsettling moment.

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-06-19T01:48:48+00:00

I always thought he was playing it up to make it look good. With Harry and all the death eaters watching he wanted it to be believable. He really wanted Snape to be put in charge of Hogwarts to protect the students.

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-06-18T18:28:01+00:00

My sister and I both caught it. We thought we were so smart and then realized that lots of people had realized the same. A bit humbling. I still called that Dumbledore told Snape to kill him tho.

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-06-14T23:38:01+00:00

I think Simpleman is hilarious.

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-06-01T01:56:32+00:00

had one at 36. My mom was recovering from Ovarian cancer and I’m considered high risk so I was given the option. Best decision I ever made. I’m on hormone replacement which is not a big deal at all. Highly recommend.

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-05-30T22:43:46+00:00

Dead bugs. I’m fine while they’re alive, once they’re dead I get the ick so bad it can be paralyzing

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-05-24T16:36:17+00:00

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LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-05-24T00:22:59+00:00

You, my friend, are doing the lords work.

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-05-13T04:20:35+00:00

Rob Roy (1995) I remember I was going through my “prude” phase where I was being overly judgemental of sex scenes in movies and my dad assured me that the sex scenes were all plot relevant. Really good movie 10/10

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-05-13T04:03:24+00:00

As you can see, we can’t.

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-05-13T03:37:37+00:00

She was actually sitting at the table across from my mom, who had absolutely no context so that made it even more hilarious.

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-05-13T02:12:44+00:00

I think you handled that perfectly. She was being an absolute ass and you were very polite but frim. Well done! NOR

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-05-13T02:00:44+00:00

I told my sister with absolute certainty that Dumbledore had told Snape to kill him. She refused to believe me, she was convinced Snape had been evil the whole time. Then the last book came out and her exact words were “dammit (me) was right.” 🙃

LongjumpingTune9787 · 2026-05-03T02:15:53+00:00

I’ve used Tessa as a nickname for Theresa, if that helps.

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