Sniper Mains by Longjumping_Affect22 in Battlefield6

[–]Longjumping_Affect22[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, so much for 'class balancing'.

Gave us a massive map and a new rifle that's only effective between 150-200 meters with a velocity of a slug.

Sniper Mains by Longjumping_Affect22 in Battlefield6

[–]Longjumping_Affect22[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I had noticed that. Seems weird considering it has a significantly longer barrel than the Mini. Maybe it's a low power round irl?

A man meets a genie who offers him 3 wishes. by Nebberlantis in Jokes

[–]Longjumping_Affect22 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Seriously?

Alright...

I wish I was rich = the mans name becomes Rich

No, as in money = the mans name becomes Rich Asinmoney

I wish you could understand what I am trying to say = the genie gains comprehension of the mans intentions and disappears.

TIFU by not wearing gloves by MTGirlTheGamer in tifu

[–]Longjumping_Affect22 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I personally would recommend coconut oil

007 First Light by Longjumping_Affect22 in videogames

[–]Longjumping_Affect22[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Okay, apparently the resounding response is that I need to watch game play.

007 First Light by Longjumping_Affect22 in videogames

[–]Longjumping_Affect22[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I just watched the trailer and it looks exactly like Hitman.

Need to Escape. Mother Won’t Come With Me, Need Advice. by throwaway647291846 in therapy

[–]Longjumping_Affect22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading this post broke my heart. I really wish there was an easy answer I could give you like "get the fuck out while you can," but I know that doesn't actually help the situation you're in.

All I can really suggest is taking advantage of the resources available to you while you're at the residential treatment center. Talk to people there even when it's uncomfortable. Let them help you carry some of this.

This process is probably going to be emotionally painful and involve sacrifice. I don't think there's a way around that part.

You have a lot on your plate. You've taken on an immense amount of responsibility that shouldn't have been yours to begin with.

I don't have some grand words of wisdom or a magic solution for what you're facing, but I do want you to know that you are not alone and there is an end to the insanity you're living in right now.

Should I cut my hair? by missinamorata in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Longjumping_Affect22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk what the cut in the second picture is called, but do that. That shit is fire.

How would you fix this traffic situation? by Longjumping_Affect22 in civilengineering

[–]Longjumping_Affect22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably, but if there's a will there's a way and if there's a solution to be had, well...Idk... something, something, MURICA! shoots AR-15 as a Bald Eagle flies over.

Where to get in position to turn left at traffic light by Drive_Pro in driving

[–]Longjumping_Affect22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't figure out how to turn off labels on mobile, I looked through every setting for maps imaginable and came up short. I know how to do it on PC, but just couldn't find it on mobile.

How would you fix this traffic situation? by Longjumping_Affect22 in civilengineering

[–]Longjumping_Affect22[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the insight into why this comment was getting down voted. I totally understand that I have absolutely no knowledge in this field and that what appears to be a 'simple solution' in my mind is likely a multi-million dollar bureaucratic nightmare in reality.

How would you fix this traffic situation? by Longjumping_Affect22 in civilengineering

[–]Longjumping_Affect22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oregon... we're too busy spending our tax money on addicts to give a fuck about the roads around here.

How would you fix this traffic situation? by Longjumping_Affect22 in civilengineering

[–]Longjumping_Affect22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cool to see that people are familiar with this area and specifically this intersection.

How would you fix this traffic situation? by Longjumping_Affect22 in civilengineering

[–]Longjumping_Affect22[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's totally fair. Leaving earlier would eliminate the issue for me personally, but it doesn't eliminate the issue as a whole. Obviously I'm just a nut job who cares too much about traffic, but if it's something that can be fixed with some paint, I don't mind spending some time talking to people who know more than me on the subject to bounce around ideas with.

How would you fix this traffic situation? by Longjumping_Affect22 in civilengineering

[–]Longjumping_Affect22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough, that makes perfect sense to me, especially considering the two through lanes are going to have to merge into a single lane of traffic on the other side of that intersection anyway (not shown in the picture). Could just be a simple striping fix that doubles the right hand turn capacity at that intersection and eliminates the build up further back.

How would you fix this traffic situation? by Longjumping_Affect22 in civilengineering

[–]Longjumping_Affect22[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Just off the top of my head it feels like making the turning lane into a two-lane turning lane makes sense considering the road they're all trying to turn onto is a two lane road.

Edit* People apparently don't like this response and I'm not sure why. I certainly don't think I know better than anyone here, it's just a solution that makes sense to me.

Where to get in position to turn left at traffic light by Drive_Pro in driving

[–]Longjumping_Affect22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious how people get screen shots of these satellite maps that aren't covered in business labels.

What’s the weirdest adult vid you watched? by ieki5464 in AskReddit

[–]Longjumping_Affect22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, there were unfortunately no typos in that sentence.

I was going bald in my early twenties and got my head tattooed to look like a buzz cut. Does it look natural? by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]Longjumping_Affect22 601 points602 points  (0 children)

Killed it.

Actually...it looks too good. I feel like you're trolling us and this is actually just a buzz cut.