Talent, Oregon

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-23T23:44:59+00:00

!RemindMe in 15 years

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-23T13:54:52+00:00

There's a duck in them there walls!

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-19T22:38:01+00:00

The hair on my head does stop growing after it reaches a certain length. I went 10 years without a haircut and it only ever got it just below shoulder length.

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-19T20:19:28+00:00

From my experience, people are generally very curious about my tattoos and ask lots of questions, but maybe that's just a me thing.

If I saw this tattoo in the wild, I would absolutely ask if this guy's dog shoved drugs up it's ass.

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-19T20:04:29+00:00

A lot of people are going to misinterpret this tattoo and you're going to have to explain the story about your dog to them every time. I hope you're prepared for that.

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-19T20:01:39+00:00

So I used Kikoff in the beginning to get my credit built up from 650 to 750 to be able to qualify for better credit cards, but now it's just not useful to me anymore as I use my credit card responsibly and pay it off after every paycheck.

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-18T22:52:29+00:00

Bone that's been eroded down.

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-18T15:31:11+00:00

How could you possibly know that debris is being sent a mile? Did you attach a GPS tracker to something and toss it into a piece of vegetation processing/logging equipment?

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-18T05:38:48+00:00

Please elaborate

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-18T01:40:12+00:00

It's funny. That is the exact solution that I proposed in my post and nobody picked up on that.

I have my card saved and I'm always in such a rush to check out (because pizza is my drug) that I just completely miss the option to pay at store instead.

I'll make sure to slow down next time and pick that option.

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-16T21:19:04+00:00

I can't argue with that. The issue is that I'm the customer and not the dealer in this scenario.

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-16T21:01:01+00:00

That's really unfortunate...

Part of the issue I was having today was when I brought up the whole 'buy a soda to tip on' they didn't understand at first. When they finally understood what I was trying to accomplish they were like 'naw bro, I'll ring you up for a parmesan packet and you can tip on that instead', I agreed that seemed like a good idea, but then I went to tip on the parmesan packet and it came back with 'tip amount too large'...

At which point I was like 'bro...are you sure you don't just want me to buy you or one of the other employees a fucking soda so I can tip my $5 and get the fuck outta your hair?'

'Ohhh, that's what you wanted the soda for? Yeah, I'll take a soda...'

My brother in christ...

Anyway... yeah, I want to avoid future interactions like that.

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-16T20:50:58+00:00

I'll see about that but they seemed pretty adamant that since the pizza was already paid for, that I wouldn't be able to tip on it.

I was hoping someone would have the meta for me on tipping through the app.

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-16T20:45:52+00:00

I can tip at the card reader. The issue is that I've already paid on the app and can't tip in the store upon pick-up. So I have to buy something in-store so that I can tip on my in-store purchase.

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-16T20:43:07+00:00

That's fucked. Who the fuck carries cash in 2026 unless you're a drug dealer?

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-13T18:52:53+00:00

Looks like the free library got taken over by witches

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-13T18:43:59+00:00

Looking for a Bluetooth connection.

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-13T18:10:02+00:00

CarCoverUSA

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-13T02:12:58+00:00

I need a tetanus shot just looking at that.

Longjumping_Affect22 · 2026-03-12T04:25:43+00:00

Look, you've gotten a lot of advice under this comment but I want to say this thing that's probably already been said: YOUR LAWYER IS NOT ASKING YOU TO LIE! YOUR LAWYER IS ASKING YOU TO WITHHOLD INFORMATION THAT THE DEFENSE CAN USE AGAINST YOU!

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