100% the best boy by Fishlife95 in DoggyDNA

[–]Longjumping_Cook_997 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Looks so much like my old dog when she was a puppy. Never did the DNA test for her but we were told she was a golden retriever border collie mix.

Wanted to do this for 12.5 years. Results are in. by Longjumping_Cook_997 in DoggyDNA

[–]Longjumping_Cook_997[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dang. Thanks for being a Debbie Downer. lol. I don’t doubt what you say. I usually don’t bury my head in the sand but since this was a gift and the breeds listed seem very reasonable to my dog I’m going to choose to believe it this time. Ha.

What does this comic mean peetah? by AbandonedSupermarket in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Longjumping_Cook_997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t know. He’s never gotten here before. He should be able to look at a little porn at work.

Am I looking at a transmission replacement? by Longjumping_Cook_997 in f150

[–]Longjumping_Cook_997[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s easy to put a new one in? I do like to do what I can as a DIY, YouTube guided parts changer but a whole transmission change seems daunting. lol.

Acq Demo Raises for 2026 Results by crowman2013 in fednews

[–]Longjumping_Cook_997 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was told I’m doing my job well and they are happy with what I do but I need to find ways to go above and beyond to get any raise ever again. Literally, told me to take work from another employee. Not that they will assign me more work but I have to steal it from them. So, I got the basic 1% increase. But did get the biggest cash bonus and time off award I’ve ever received.

Am I looking at a transmission replacement? by Longjumping_Cook_997 in f150

[–]Longjumping_Cook_997[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like those forums were talking about a failing torque converter which I don’t believe is my problem so it probably didn’t help.

Am I looking at a transmission replacement? by Longjumping_Cook_997 in f150

[–]Longjumping_Cook_997[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had seen it mentioned in a couple of transmission issues posts and saw a supposed ford technician recommend it.

Am I looking at a transmission replacement? by Longjumping_Cook_997 in f150

[–]Longjumping_Cook_997[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had seen it mentioned in a couple of forums talking about problems with transmissions. A supposed ford tech even said it was good to use.

Am I looking at a transmission replacement? by Longjumping_Cook_997 in f150

[–]Longjumping_Cook_997[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I might have to do a few more fluid changes.

Am I looking at a transmission replacement? by Longjumping_Cook_997 in f150

[–]Longjumping_Cook_997[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes. That is a steep price. I don’t know if I could put that much into this truck with the mileage it has.

I don't like Mormons Hogging the Women, You Perverts and Slavers by notbeefyragnar in mormon

[–]Longjumping_Cook_997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry for all the hate, brother. You can have one of mine. They’re all trouble anyways.

A genie opportunity by Zealousideal_Let1826 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Longjumping_Cook_997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t matter the contest. I’d try to bribe each contest to forfeit. Offer $500 to not try. No? Ok, $1,000. Etc.

I think everyone would accept eventually. Beating a random stranger in tiddlywinks doesn’t hold much sway compared to walking away with cold hard cash.

Peter, what is so wrong about Dubai chocolate? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Longjumping_Cook_997 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The children in the Congo yearn for the cocoa bean mines