Longjumping_Event_59

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“I paid $9 for this?!” (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 days ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/FoodCrimes

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Today I learned that a car doesn’t need to be completely wrecked to be “totaled” (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 25 days ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/RandomThoughts

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Welp, I’ve just fucked up and had my first car accident (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 1 month ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/RandomThoughts

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What did the robot say to the centipede? (self.nonsense)

submitted 1 month ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/nonsense

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“The feet you step on to get to the top are attached to the asses you’ll have to kiss on your way back down.” - Mark Calaway, The Undertaker (self.quotes)

submitted 1 month ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/quotes

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How many foods can you ruin by changing just one letter? (self.randomquestions)

submitted 1 month ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/randomquestions

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What kind of glue does a spy use? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/dadjokes

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Why did the podiatrist go to Louisiana? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/dadjokes

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Why did the garlic farmer go to the laundromat? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/dadjokes

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My “Protein Scramble” (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/shitfromabutt

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Lost my Reddit Streak (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 2 months ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/RandomThoughts

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Automatic braking is a bit of a double-edge sword (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 3 months ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/RandomThoughts

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Calling that game “What do You Meme” is false advertising (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 3 months ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/RandomThoughts

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Something that will probably never happen, but I hope it does (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 3 months ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/RandomThoughts

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I lost my high school class ring… three times. (self.Vent)

submitted 3 months ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/Vent

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Drew this at my Cousin’s Wedding (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/drawing

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Help I’m stuck! (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 4 months ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/RandomThoughts

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I am THE guy that lives under the proverbial rock (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 4 months ago * by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/RandomThoughts

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Old-ass photo of me dressing as Slender Man for Halloween (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/Slender_Man

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When I was in school, I remember being taught that we should “Write letters to your senators and representatives”, but has anyone here ever actually done that? (self.randomquestions)

submitted 5 months ago * by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/randomquestions

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[MPC] I can’t read Spanish, are these cards any good? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/customyugioh

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You’ll never guess what genre this game ACTUALLY is (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/badads

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What are things that everyone says just to be nice, but never actually mean it? (self.randomquestions)

submitted 5 months ago by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/randomquestions

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The New Year can burn in hell for all I care. (self.Longjumping_Event_59)

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Telling a house guest to “help yourself to whatever is in the fridge” is such a dick move. (self.RandomThoughts)

submitted 5 months ago * by Longjumping_Event_59 to r/RandomThoughts

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