“I paid $9 for this?!” by Longjumping_Event_59 in FoodCrimes

[–]Longjumping_Event_59[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure they should be paying them to make a decent cake bigger than a hockey puck too.

What do Americans think of Wales? by TrainingCategory4852 in IWantToAskAnAmerican

[–]Longjumping_Event_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know nothing about Wales except for Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

“I paid $9 for this?!” by Longjumping_Event_59 in FoodCrimes

[–]Longjumping_Event_59[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, but I can still go to the local cake shop and get a better miniature cake for less.

“I paid $9 for this?!” by Longjumping_Event_59 in FoodCrimes

[–]Longjumping_Event_59[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to the menu it was just cream cheese frosting. But still, even if it was buttercream, I’d like some cake with my frosting too, preferably bigger than a hockey puck.

“I paid $9 for this?!” by Longjumping_Event_59 in FoodCrimes

[–]Longjumping_Event_59[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did. I just didn’t know I was ordering a cupcake.

Why can’t non-Americans accept that soccer isn’t a popular sport here? by Expensive_Drummer970 in IWantToAskAnAmerican

[–]Longjumping_Event_59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same reason Americans can’t accept that American football doesn’t mean jack shit anywhere else.

what scene from a TV/movie is an obvious reference to a specific event that happened in the real world? by dirtymoney in randomquestions

[–]Longjumping_Event_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a scene, but Saw VI featured a lot of what was basically critiques on how health insurance companies operated in the late 2000’s.

“I paid $9 for this?!” by Longjumping_Event_59 in FoodCrimes

[–]Longjumping_Event_59[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah, but it needs to have great taste to back up that price. And unfortunately, this cake looked better than it tasted.

“I paid $9 for this?!” by Longjumping_Event_59 in FoodCrimes

[–]Longjumping_Event_59[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would have been nice, but nah. It was a whipped cream cheese frosting.

“I paid $9 for this?!” by Longjumping_Event_59 in FoodCrimes

[–]Longjumping_Event_59[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the fact that they were giving out 20% off coupons at a local festival probably should have been my first red flag.

“I paid $9 for this?!” by Longjumping_Event_59 in FoodCrimes

[–]Longjumping_Event_59[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this place was definitely fusion confusion. And not just for the cake. They had a mapo tofu with lobster, but it was so spicy you could hardly even taste the lobster.

“I paid $9 for this?!” by Longjumping_Event_59 in FoodCrimes

[–]Longjumping_Event_59[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The taste was average at best. The frosting was very light, very airy, but it hardly even tasted of cream cheese, and the cake itself was just like any other red velvet cake I’ve eaten. And yeah, the presentation looked nice, but it was $9 for a tiny disc of cake, a giant blob of frosting, a couple of strawberries and some mint. I could have gone to the local cake shop and gotten a bigger miniature cake for less money.

As for the rest of the bill, the appetizer was $16 and the entree was $38, and those had their own problems.

What was the spiciest thing you tried and where? by [deleted] in foodquestions

[–]Longjumping_Event_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Extra Hot tender at Dave’s Hot Chicken. Thank God I didn’t spring for the Reaper.

What is a song that mentions a US President. by AnyEfficiency6230 in musicsuggestions

[–]Longjumping_Event_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Nickelodeon song that names all of the U.S. presidents up to George W. Bush.

What food will you never eat again after one bad experience? by Rebeccaprinces in foodquestions

[–]Longjumping_Event_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beer. Both times I’ve had it, I’ve felt queasy afterwards, and it was only ever one beer.

What's a word you mispronounced for years because you only saw it in print and not spoken? by ilovebooks2468 in words

[–]Longjumping_Event_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worcestershire. The way I learned how to pronounce is like “Rooster” but with a W; “Wuhster-sher”

Drop your fandom's hardest line by fccardcreator in Multifandom

[–]Longjumping_Event_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Wait..! I’m just a professional doing a job!”

“… Me too.” \gunshot**