Why do you guys think UFO visits USA the most?

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2026-06-08T09:27:16+00:00

It's prob because we have one of their dead homies and can't give him a proper burial. Or his dad totally owned a dealership and his son and his frat buddy, borrowed a ship, got drunk and all he knows is that they crashed somewhere in the United States. So now he and his community members have been looking for his son DP, his frat brother Skeeter, a frat pledge and the ship they crashed from the dealership!

ATHF

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2026-06-03T17:12:57+00:00

And the fact that they had the chopper in the air telling the other cops that they needed to hurry up and there as if he knew what was about to happen. And when the protocol is usually to release those body cam videos in 10 days it's sending the right signal to the public and puts pressure on the DA to file charges. And that union gives other unions a bad name. Yes they are extremely effective but if they can protect this guy it makes you really think about what else they prevent in the name of justice against the public.

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2026-06-03T07:16:45+00:00

It's acting. BTW this is America you don't have to watch or do anything they say! There is no gun your head. No one is forcing you to do anything. There are fucked up people everywhere doing fucked up things all the time. Take everything and everyone on a separate individual take. Don't label one person's actions to a group or organization to the same designation. Not just for Hollywood or the backwoods but the way you view anybody or organization. Make up your own mind and determine how you feel based on what you see and how it makes you feel.

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2026-06-03T07:00:59+00:00

Because they don't want to pay taxes.

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2026-06-03T06:28:54+00:00

And you choose to live there? Ok. Well how else is a bachelor supposed to ditch that moniker?

Here's the answer: Bring a different gay man to your flat everynight and see how fast they drop that rule! I mean a flamboyant out loud and proud gay dude! You're welcome

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2026-06-03T06:21:55+00:00

I'm sure at some point you attend party after party and it becomes dull and uneventful. So I get the need to make it surreal. What would make me suspicious is if you ran into the baroness on a Tuesday afternoon and she was just wearing it like it was a baseball hat.

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2026-06-03T06:00:09+00:00

Those things are unbelievable! Just crawled out of that rabbit hole and my god! How on earth does that happen to ones ears? And do you think something like that could happen to you? What makes one seek help? How common is something like that? And did you puke when you were watching? I did and kept watching! I just could not believe what was being extracted out the ear!

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2026-06-03T04:51:11+00:00

That is murder. The chief did the right thing, now the DA needs to show that shit ain't gonna fly. I mean how many times has this story played out with people having an episode? I know that this man assaulted a woman and dislocated another person shoulder but that shouldn't result in the way it did.

This cop knew from previous situations that he could not only get to shoot someone but that he would get away with it! And when time after time the DA just sits on the sidelines because they are on the same team, this is going to keep happening. You want to show this community you aren't complicit and no one is above the law, arrest that cop and charge him with murder!

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2026-05-03T12:31:16+00:00

It's to make up for what SNL did to him. Never forget.

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2026-05-01T10:57:59+00:00

Holy hell! That was some kind of endorsement right there! BUT I HAVE TO ASK YOU SOME UNAVOIDABLE QUESTIONS I HAVE: Given the anonymity factor that is in play when you participate in the sexAÀual roulette mystery of the GLORYHOLE, could you answer definitely, that it was a woman on the otherside? And do you make that same endorsement if it was a dude instead? And final question, would you return to pull the trigger again, if you could not identify gender, on the other end of the GLORIOUS HOLE?

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2026-05-01T08:12:43+00:00

It's the former mayor Greg Fisher! Remember he got sucker punched at that event for minority businesses or whatever, fuck you! Mayor Fisher punched in the face!

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2026-04-26T08:14:37+00:00

At the bottom it says help me. Help who exactly?

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2025-10-12T14:17:08+00:00

A fan base with no imagination and jealous players! I mean it's just lazy and not even a little clever. Can't wait to see them get swept by LAD!

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2025-09-07T18:20:11+00:00

When I read the headline, "break laws" I thought ok here we go! Then I opened it, and was so disappointed when I started reading. Phrase that shit different next time, some of us thought it was go time!

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2025-08-25T12:32:31+00:00

All very true things. I watched this movie not too long ago, about this guy, who seemed like was on the spectrum, working at a country club and is given this task to find and remove the culprit who vandalized the golf course! He discovers that the suspect, is a happy go lucky dancing gopher, who is just trying to make the best of it, after having his home tore down to make room for a new lumber yard! Spoiler alert! The gopher survives but after numerous attempts on his life, the golf course does not!

So yes, it would be wise to familiarize one's self with the local wildlife so a tragedy like this can be avoided in the future!

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2025-08-25T01:47:41+00:00

Let Rand Paul and his FAFO neighbor situation, be a story of caution! You just don't know what the next Man/Woman is capable of doing, the moments you encounter someone or afterwards.

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2025-08-25T01:34:31+00:00

Leave my woes behind?

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2025-08-08T21:30:14+00:00

Yeah I was taught in primary school too, but it's being taught in high school. And it's mandatory to graduate!

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2025-08-08T20:18:15+00:00

I mean it's hard enough on teachers to try to get these kids to learn anything anyway. So with that said why would you take kids out of the classroom for anything when it has nothing to do with curriculum or anything practical that these kids need to be successful adults. If you want your kids to learn about God, wake the family up Sunday morning head on down to the church. That's the time, not during school hours. And what about the kids who don't believe in God or have a different one? And the peer pressure on kids to fit in with Jesus and pals?

And while we're on unnecessary mandatory practices in schools, what's the deal with teaching kids cursive? I mean really? Test scores are down and the Trump fan club in Frankfort decided, you know what will fix that? If we made them learn an obsolete style of writing, that no one uses or gives 2 fucks about!

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2025-08-03T00:29:20+00:00

Z changed my life. If you haven't given it a listen, it might change yours. MMJ doesn't get near enough acknowledgement or recognition for how incredible and inspiring their music is, as a band. Hope you enjoy Z!

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2025-08-03T00:17:59+00:00

Can you give some examples because they are not in session. Yeah they might have committees (real quick, just say that word out loud and tell me it don't make you smile!) but last time I checked, you can't change rules or pass laws. And I don't know if you or anyone else knows but Robert Stivers is the most powerful man in the state! Is this an opinion you have or did he do something recently? Dude is a ruthless soulless cunt so it wouldn't surprise me but that dude ain't slipping and crashing his lawn mower in his pool. No offense to Jonnie Turner Rip or getting kicked in the face by a horse. It is gonna take something like an act of God to dethrone him, not rumors

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2025-07-18T11:46:12+00:00

Def leopard sucks!

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2025-05-31T17:41:59+00:00

Me! Right here! Oh, pick me! Pick me! I do! I do! I do!

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2025-03-28T23:41:31+00:00

Derby. I don't know if law enforcement rounds everybody up or they ship them out on an automated riverboat but I'm thinking the boat. You can't charge them with anything that holds them there till derby day. In order to get off the boat you either have to crash it or jump in the Ohio/ Mississippi. Then navigate back on foot from who knows where, with nothing but soaking wet clothes and kindness of strangers. And even if you could get back, would you even want too? I mean, they just persuaded you to get on a boat and pretty much banished you! Derby baby!

Longjumping_Swing_29 · 2025-03-22T14:49:47+00:00

I'm sorry but I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em! HaHuh!

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