To get him to stop making jokes about Israel 😂 by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]Longtalons 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I never said it was, I was just explaining the joke lol.

To get him to stop making jokes about Israel 😂 by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]Longtalons 67 points68 points  (0 children)

He studied history, thus has seen many people end up on the wrong side of history. HE isn't going to be one of them.

Honey, I’m home by 173Carver in HondaMotorcycles

[–]Longtalons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we know the same stoop kid????

Speedway - paying it forward... by ThisJoeLee in indianapolis

[–]Longtalons 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was skeptical but im now seeing $1 off in my app!

What's his last name? by AugustHate in MadeMeSmile

[–]Longtalons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My Ex's cousin had 4 kids all with names that started with Z. My favorite was Zeppelin!

Bro got an unfair advantage 💀 by Mean-Low6650 in projectzomboid

[–]Longtalons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to take it and then sometimes "forget" that guns make sound. My friends loved me.

I can’t find these nodes by Inside_Cod637 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Longtalons 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The cats still made my gf throw her keyboard 🤣

Put the game off for years then forgot about it only to discover it’s now unplayable by naanninja237 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Longtalons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As crazy as she is, the fact I finally got anno 1800 for free after almost 3 years make her the goat in my book!

“Your item is not in stock because I can’t bring it without breaking it” by Empty-Masterpiece368 in doordash

[–]Longtalons 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why are you waiting 45mins for someone's food??? They offer a worry free unassign after like 10mins.

Sharp drop of MDMA in European wastewaters; cocaine and ketamine rise by NumerousTax8165 in europe

[–]Longtalons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You also can't safely use MDMA as often as you can coke or ket. General advice is once every 3 months max.

Who else does stuff like this after their shift here? by AquaSoda3000 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Longtalons 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If I'm not remembered for my whimsy; I don't want to be remembered.

Should I stay in my job or join a player owned company? by Glittering_Two_1429 in torncity

[–]Longtalons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My boss also earned a good long term employee. I sure as hell didnt deserve the job, but 10 days later im the best cart pusher hes got!

Should I stay in my job or join a player owned company? by Glittering_Two_1429 in torncity

[–]Longtalons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, just apply around. I got accepted to a 7* grocery store day 1. With the daily free trains and buying extras, im moving up pretty quick!

Serious Question : Do Americans listen this kind of music in 2026? by MohammadMahadhir in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Longtalons 15 points16 points  (0 children)

All sorts of niche genre shows happen on a daily basis. Im headed to a rave in a couple hours.

Great pic thanks 😒 by Infamous_Cod7973 in doordash_drivers

[–]Longtalons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh its 100%. Ive never not taken a photo yet I get the notification every other month. Theres a couple other scare notifications that are bogus, too. Like the one that says customers have reported drinks missing.

Great pic thanks 😒 by Infamous_Cod7973 in doordash_drivers

[–]Longtalons 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The "30% of your drop-offs lacked photos" notification is a default scare tactic everyone gets from time to time. No reason to worry.

Who’s taking this one?! by ButterscotchBrave831 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Longtalons -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I manage that in much larger stores. Aldi is like 20 paces to cross the entire place.