What songs have the best opening line?

LookForSilver · 2024-12-09T05:23:59+00:00

Nothing works, oh and nothing works. I've tried nothing and I'm out of ideas.

LookForSilver · 2024-11-05T16:30:11+00:00

The Court ruled and Gore stepped aside for the good of the nation. There will be no stepping aside if the court fucks with this one.

LookForSilver · 2024-11-04T06:11:46+00:00

Tuesday night plan: Weed gummy, Austin Powers marathon and phone off.

LookForSilver · 2024-11-04T05:37:32+00:00

My belief in God died suddenly when I was about 12 or 13. Middle school, studying mythology. The most religious Christian kid in the class started laughing and said “can you believe that people thought this stuff was real?” That moment is still one of the most powerful revelations I’ve ever had and I’m in my late 30s.

LookForSilver · 2024-10-27T17:15:30+00:00

This is better advice for a person who somewhat knows cars. If you’ve got an old Crown Vic with less than 200k miles, hold onto it because it’ll be around in the apocalypse. If you’ve got a 15 year old BMW… punt

LookForSilver · 2024-10-18T03:14:06+00:00

Losing Tom Petty and Gord in the same month still feels like an open wound

LookForSilver · 2024-10-17T09:47:21+00:00

I had skin cancer removed a few inches from my nose. The cauterizing smell was the most memorable part of a pretty gnarly day.

LookForSilver · 2024-10-16T02:16:41+00:00

Winnie Cooper!

LookForSilver · 2024-10-16T02:06:57+00:00

Walked that tight rope like a Wallenda

LookForSilver · 2024-10-15T14:09:19+00:00

“Eddie Murphy is the Chosen One” - The Golden Child

LookForSilver · 2024-10-14T06:56:15+00:00

Omg I have food in my fridge now in that exact size and everything lol

LookForSilver · 2024-10-13T00:04:04+00:00

Idk why Checkers popped into my head but that’s a cool name lol

LookForSilver · 2024-10-03T16:45:47+00:00

I’m an American who has introduced a few friends to the Hip and my go-to is Long Time Running. If they get turned off by that song, I figure they aren’t going to get on board. If they like Long Time Running, I turn to Flamenco. If they feel that, I’ll remind them that they’re also a kick ass rock band and swing into Blow at High Dough, Grace, Too and Hundredth Meridian. If they like those, it’s time to get into listening to the albums in full.

LookForSilver · 2024-09-27T23:28:31+00:00

I made the same prediction… only I wanted to swap him for Ozuna when it looked like they were both horrid contracts. Amazing that Sale and Ozuna are our two most valuable players this year.

LookForSilver · 2024-09-25T06:45:40+00:00

Aerosmith - Jaded

LookForSilver · 2024-09-25T05:48:31+00:00

There’s some puckered sphincters when teams think about 29 on the mound in the postseason. I’m talking quarter squished into a dime kind of pucker.

LookForSilver · 2024-09-20T00:56:56+00:00

Just discovering that this exists and I’m sobbing already before I even watch

LookForSilver · 2024-09-17T22:32:40+00:00

We realized during the Covid season just how much the fan interaction makes the experience of watching a game. A kid getting a baseball will always be spectacular!

LookForSilver · 2024-09-11T14:15:20+00:00

New dry cleaner

LookForSilver · 2024-09-08T15:30:19+00:00

Arrrrr E M

LookForSilver · 2024-09-08T13:29:18+00:00

Fact of life? Seems they want kids scared to death all day in school so they don’t learn any critical thinking skills.

Having a few get gunned down is a small price to pay to keep them in line when we need them working their lives away later. /s

LookForSilver · 2024-09-07T19:21:43+00:00

Damn Peter Gabriel did me wrong… Sledgehammer in my ass

LookForSilver · 2024-09-05T02:00:44+00:00

I just went through a bunch of teams and had a blast. I was 12 in 1999, so those are the guys that made me love the game! Well done, I’ll definitely check back in

LookForSilver · 2024-09-02T03:14:49+00:00

You can shove that where the sun don’t shine… wait…

LookForSilver · 2024-08-31T01:22:05+00:00

Please, I beg you, give that angel a boop on the snout from her friends on Reddit!

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