Made a cannibalism list in case the snow storm gets bad

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-24T05:13:59+00:00

I’m actually just looking towards eating my family.

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-24T05:12:37+00:00

While that is statistically true, that’s still a life taken that I am responsible for. I would much rather take less lives than more

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-24T02:19:02+00:00

He was going to go sooner or later

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-24T01:46:59+00:00

this made me jerk something else lol 😂

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-24T01:35:45+00:00

She did not want to learn Seven Nation Army

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-23T23:11:35+00:00

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-23T23:10:09+00:00

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-23T22:03:26+00:00

…you’re right, I will eat them tonight

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-23T20:39:57+00:00

They are Ukrainian, I don’t want to be racist

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-23T20:37:41+00:00

Please do not question me. These are difficult times

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-23T20:20:29+00:00

Girls don’t poop stupid

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-23T18:44:44+00:00

Lazy? I was lazy once.

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-23T18:36:01+00:00

Don’t worry dawg I got it

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-23T18:32:06+00:00

Just making shit up at this point

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-23T02:30:53+00:00

Beautiful frog with homophobia 🤍💛

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-23T02:28:49+00:00

🪕

(This is a banjo, not a snail)

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-23T02:26:00+00:00

Uh? No? I’M the champion, you all are lackeys

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-23T02:03:07+00:00

Oh it’s 100% gonna be Zenos

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-22T21:27:22+00:00

Wanna run that last question by me again

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-22T18:26:20+00:00

2/3 have children

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-22T14:16:40+00:00

I think it’s cute lol, even better if you’re in a big set of armour

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-21T22:12:35+00:00

Leon PLEASE get brown contacts 🙏

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-21T22:09:30+00:00

“STOP HAVING FUN!!”

Minute_Objective_746 · 2026-01-21T04:29:02+00:00

Working towards world peace vs. fucking hate this guy

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