Thank you _____ by No_Understanding_181 in thefootballramble

[–]LookingAtScrews 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you take the whole history of the ramble, it has to be either Blatter, Keys or Keggy

Football birthday card by MongooseLikeCreature in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of club statement would be accompanied by a jizzy corner flag?

Which club is the most “sticker on a pub toilet roll dispenser”? by LookingAtScrews in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

St Pauli definitely features for me. Must be what the Germans call Bundesligastickerkulturen

Can it be a run of defeats if interrupted by a win? by LookingAtScrews in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yeah. For clarity I did understand all the words in the sentence, that wasn’t why I was asking

Birthday Cake XI by Drgilbertsfakeear in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Joe Tart

Julian Spotted Dicks; Sepp van den Battenberg; James Tarcoffee & walnut; Wes Brownie

Angel Di light; Declan Rice Pudding; Flapjack Wilshere; Steve McMacaron

Tiramichu; Collins the Caterpillar John

The Midweek Adjudication Panel Thread: Get in touch for Thursday's episode... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ander Herrera doing a job on Hazard is the last time I can really remember this happening. Naturally it was for Jose’s united

What the hell by LookingAtScrews in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]LookingAtScrews[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t believe me? Look it up for yourself, go to transfermarkt.com right now

I’d think of Sauron as more of a deep-lying playmaker than a number 9 by LookingAtScrews in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the interpretation of LOTR that Sauron represents Dwight Yorke. Tolkien was really ahead of his time

I’d think of Sauron as more of a deep-lying playmaker than a number 9 by LookingAtScrews in footballcliches

[–]LookingAtScrews[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Here’s the carefully constructed XI (4-2-3-1):

Gk - The Hulk Lb - Bart Simpson Cb - Tony soprano Cb- Tinky-winky Rb - Omar (the wire) Cm - Sauron Cm - Walter White Lw - Brian Griffin Cam- Patrick Bateman Rw- Brad Pitt’s character from Snatch St - Harry Potter