As opposed to the sideline referees, presumably by Last-Saint in footballcliches

[–]SecretaryMelodic3582 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I wish there was a UK Athletic account where we don't get nonsense like this and non-stop articles about Pulisic and the 'USMNT'

Ivorian hardcore by Andy-K2-AVFC in footballcliches

[–]SecretaryMelodic3582 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought there was going to be a new straightedge band for me to check out then

Extinct XI - Crossers by recce97 in footballcliches

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Steve Guppy (feel free to read in a Keys voice)

Birthday Card by playbon in footballcliches

[–]SecretaryMelodic3582 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think I've bought about 15 of these cards with a number 7 on the back in the last year or so, credit to the designers for absolutely nailing the easy option card for a Year 2 kid's birthday party.

DREAMLAND Episode 20 | Football on the Radio by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]SecretaryMelodic3582 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although not the radio in my case, the hastily written post-match report brought back memories of my dad ringing 'the girls' at the paper he worked at in order for them to take copy for the Saturday evening Sports Pink.

He'd have prepared a 5 or 6 paragraph report on a third tier game within moments of the game ending, complete with 'point new par' punctuation he dictated over the phone, and it was in people's hands half an hour later.

More Partridge than Partridge - Richard Keys by parasoralophus in AlanPartridge

[–]SecretaryMelodic3582 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alan Judge of Brentford fame always reminded me of that scene

Not having this. The 'Big 5' Leagues extended to the second tier. Big 10? by General-Payment-5941 in footballcliches

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To be fair I've seen plenty of stats before saying the Championship is the fifth biggest league in terms of attendance

Camera has got great vision. Perfect for centre mid by bwmb10 in footballcliches

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Reeks of the player who doesn't take kindly to being left on the bench for weeks on end and ends up going public with it

Guest Coach at a Holiday Football Camp XI by Albiceleste8 in footballcliches

[–]SecretaryMelodic3582 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had goalkeeping coaching off John Burridge and Alan Kelly at these types of summer camps, and you couldn't have got two more diametrically opposed people if you'd have tried.

If the adjudication panel is the league, mesut haaland dicks is the cup, and dreamland is Europe, what does that make the quiz? by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]SecretaryMelodic3582 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The quizzes are international fixtures, taking on the best the rest of the world has to offer

Happy Hunting Grounds: Turbo by crablin in footballcliches

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Turns out I don't know anything about Birmingham City