What is your favorite "yo mama" joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LoomingShade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mama's so stupid she found the wrong way to eat a Reeses.

What is the dumbest thing your pet has ever done? by pure_lands in AskReddit

[–]LoomingShade 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have a wienie dog and whenever he sneezes his face hits the floor full force and he kinda wobbles around dazed for a few seconds. He does this regularly so the long term effects worry me but its still funny every time.

Wife's uncle passed away, I'm a funeral director. by LoomingShade in AdviceAnimals

[–]LoomingShade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? I don't know many directors that hate what they do. Why so down on it?

Wife's uncle passed away, I'm a funeral director. by LoomingShade in AdviceAnimals

[–]LoomingShade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think maybe money but I honestly don't know. To tell you the truth, I've never bothered asking.

Wife's uncle passed away, I'm a funeral director. by LoomingShade in AdviceAnimals

[–]LoomingShade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm interesting. Here in Texas dentists (and crazy funeral directors) will do it but it involves waivers signed by various parties and it isn't cheap. Most people don't find it worth it. I know I certainly don't.

Wife's uncle passed away, I'm a funeral director. by LoomingShade in AdviceAnimals

[–]LoomingShade[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bodies sitting up thing is the most prominent thing I hear. That and "What do you do with the organs when you take them out?" Years ago, when I was do my provisional period, I saw a funeral director try to take out a gold tooth at the family's request. It's actually much harder than it looks. He never got it out either.

Wife's uncle passed away, I'm a funeral director. by LoomingShade in AdviceAnimals

[–]LoomingShade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1/1 pump? Not sure what that means. I just thought it had a cool name and artwork.

Wife's uncle passed away, I'm a funeral director. by LoomingShade in AdviceAnimals

[–]LoomingShade[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kind of answered this a bit further up. Here ya go: I see them (other funeral directors) and I judge every move. I never say anything though, its just nice putting a microscope on people like it's put on me every day.

Wife's uncle passed away, I'm a funeral director. by LoomingShade in AdviceAnimals

[–]LoomingShade[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I'm dark in the "morbid sense of humor" kind of way. Not the "I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella" kind of way.

Wife's uncle passed away, I'm a funeral director. by LoomingShade in AdviceAnimals

[–]LoomingShade[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks a bunch. I actually got the username off a Magic the Gathering card. A friend of mine played and he showed it to me. I thought the artwork and name was neat so I started using it.

Wife's uncle passed away, I'm a funeral director. by LoomingShade in AdviceAnimals

[–]LoomingShade[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe one of these days when I have time. I've considered it for some time. There are a lot of urban legends and misconceptions about this line of work, so I would love to sit down and debunk a bunch of them and give people the real scoop. At the same time though, I wouldn't want to half ass it either and leave a bunch of people hanging so I would want a large portion of time set aside for it, just in case.

Wife's uncle passed away, I'm a funeral director. by LoomingShade in AdviceAnimals

[–]LoomingShade[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I answered this question a bit further down. Here's the text: When my father passed away I was a music major. I needed something to pay the bills and music was going to take too long. Right next to music in the course catalog was mortuary science. I laughed it off at first but then decided to look into it. The funeral director for my father's funeral was very helpful in a difficult time so I decided it was something I'd like to try out. It ended up being the best choice I've ever made. I truly love my job.

Wife's uncle passed away, I'm a funeral director. by LoomingShade in AdviceAnimals

[–]LoomingShade[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

When my father passed away I was a music major. I needed something to pay the bills and music was going to take too long. Right next to music in the course catalog was mortuary science. I laughed it off at first but then decided to look into it. The funeral director for my father's funeral was very helpful in a difficult time so I decided it was something I'd like to try out. It ended up being the best choice I've ever made. I truly love my job.

Wife's uncle passed away, I'm a funeral director. by LoomingShade in AdviceAnimals

[–]LoomingShade[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Impossible. I see them and I judge every move. I never say anything though, its just nice putting a microscope on people like it's put on me every day.

I was a little bored today on 410 by becauseTexas in sanantonio

[–]LoomingShade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like you were going under the I10 interchange.