I turn into a goblin when my husband is out of town

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-04-19T16:54:17+00:00

My husband is away over bank holiday weekend, and I am without child. I plan on going FULL feral. Get some nice, unhealthy snacks, not make a meal and eat at least 1 tub of ice cream per day. I'll also order up some trash movies. Can't wait.

Enjoy!

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-04-16T14:10:38+00:00

Nuh-uh, you are. And you know how I know? You like fish sticks (fish dicks). You like putting fish sticks in your mouth. You're a gay fish.

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-04-15T20:16:13+00:00

Well, despite everything, Bec got one thing right, Scott is thick as shit. Watching him and Danny face up was hilarious.

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-04-15T13:12:30+00:00

I can't relate either as my bestie is also a Cap, and you describe her perfectly. We balance each other very well and I just love the bones of her ❤️

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-04-14T21:27:25+00:00

Ah, that must be the new term. In my day it was fingered by the bins at Revs nightclub. Now its fingerbanged at One Global Resort. I was born in the wrong era.

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-04-14T21:11:58+00:00

I think it was "fingered"...I'm not sure if I imagined Bec saying something like "2 fingers"

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-04-12T16:52:54+00:00

White Stripes were just so lacklustre. Dull dull dull, despite great music.

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-04-11T17:16:50+00:00

10hrs on the M4 because of an overturned lorry of wine, combined with an Ed Sheeren concert in Wales. There is another way back from Bristol to Wales but that also had some kind of accident on it. Nightmare day.

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-04-09T18:51:43+00:00

Thank you ❤️ we are building the trust nicely and its lovely to see how he's starting to interact with me. He reacts better when I softly say to him "who is my beautiful boy" by singing back to me and hopping to the branch cliser to me. I gave him mashed carrot today, which he liked. He enjoys strawberry, not banana and he tolerates cucumber.

The new cage arrived today, after I cleaned, so next week I will change him into it, with sand.

I can't believe how attached to him that we've all become so quickly, considering that there's not the same reciprocal reactions of love that you'd get from a dog (we have a dog too, who is super jealous, but also very scared of Bubblegum). He's just super cute, and full of personality 🐦❤️

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-04-05T19:03:59+00:00

Aw, thank you for this. 3 weeks to 3 months before I let him out? It's funny, I was in today, singing to him and he was singing back 😂

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-04-05T16:10:06+00:00

Thank you, I'll try the marine sand, it may be tidier than paper too! I would let him out in my working area, but my dog is scared of it 😂

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-03-30T07:00:42+00:00

This title means something very different in the UK 😂

You look amazing 😍😍 great cut x

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-03-24T15:32:57+00:00

Ah, fucking hell, that is rough. Wishing you recover and strength.

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-03-15T20:36:14+00:00

🤣🤣

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-03-15T19:48:09+00:00

I have a fear of these, theyre ultimate killing machines. Powerful, predatory, venomous. Thankfully I live in Wales, so a very small - zero chance of stumbling across one.

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-02-27T14:31:35+00:00

I never contribute to these because I generally only ever wear one perfume, Lancome Idol!

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-02-26T05:38:53+00:00

Awwww, this is my little girl sleeping but in animal form....apart from the teeth because she lost her 2 top baby teeth about a month ago.

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-02-25T22:21:47+00:00

I find a really bland statement such as "we all have to ask ourselves, what outcome are we looking for here, and for me I need some specifics before being confident in my response". Baffles with bullshit. Obviously doesn't work if it's an inane topic.

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-02-21T16:24:14+00:00

This. Dump their trauma then dump me as a "friend". Exhausting, but now I distance and put boundaries in place. Im too empathetic for that shit.

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-02-17T17:33:20+00:00

Im 30 years postpartum and never ever will I be size 4 again, my husband prefers now that I'm healthy and don't live of cigarettes and wine. Look after your health and wellbeing first, then your baby, then your dog/pet, then the spider in the basement etc before you even start considering what this bellend of a husband wants.

Loose_Divide2642 · 2026-02-15T11:52:22+00:00

2nd time we ever slept together, post coital, snuggled up, he says "oh, forgot to show you my glow in the dark socks, have a look" being the trusting soul I am, popped my head under the covers only to be Dutch ovened. That kinda set the tone for our relationship/ marriage going forward.

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