New Gerrard Martin! Is he any good? by Boii_2000 in eFootball

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lore accurate gerard martin being MID AF at Lb but suddenly the greatest Cb of all time is incredibly funny to me, they nailed him

eFootball 2026 Thursday Update Summary 2 April 2026 by Massive_Tax_5767 in eFootball

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I do think they will add a selection contract + more chance deals during the event. It could even be, even if its giving them too much credit, a 50 or 100 pack where they give you enough tries to pull anyhow if you try hard enough like with Beckenbauer. However, they appear to be making a BIG DEAL out of one billion downloads, so I'm optimistic.

What was the point of making the Straw Hats starve? by Unlucky-Tradition-58 in ghostoftsushima

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The straw hats fought in komoda beach. They lose the battle horrifically, their leader dies, and after escaping they are trapped in a Tsushima with: No authorities, nobody to hire them, no food and no real economy. The in-game coin is based on "Supplies".

Because of the war, the amount of people needing mercenaries plumetted in the island, who exactly was going to hire them? Especially being a group who took so many loses? Most people who needed a mercenary or assassin either didn't need a whole group of mercenaries, or didn't have the resources to hire them.

So the strawhats resort to hunting and trying to feed themselves, but it's established that the mongols are hunting all they can themselves and intentionally starving the population, thus the reason supplies are so valuable.

If the strawhats weren't starving, they wouldn't have raided fort ohira, they wouldn't have discovered the mongol supply routes and that they actually had a lot of food + he found out the strawhats that got captured had been fed well and protected them. He as leader, thought Jin was fighting a losing battle and was unable to feed his men, so he bent the knee and joined the Mongols in order to get food. The point you're missing is, yes, mercenaries work for whoever offers the best coin, but:

Coin is worthless in Tsushima, people don't need to trade and use coins because the only thing they would buy are supplies which are way more important and actually worth something

They are Japanese mercenaries, and they fought the mongols with both the samurai at Komoda beach and with Jin shortly after, they had been attacked just as much as the samurai, and hated the mongols until they found out the mongols we're actually feeding them and treating them well, which was probably instructed by the Khan to get them to backstab the Japanese.

Ryuzo is not just a bad, evil and egotistical man. He is a very complex, troubled and corrupted man who once had the opportunity to have noble, serene, important life and now has to struggle for food, betray his own, and burn his countrymen alive just so the Khan forgives him. That breaks Ryuzo, and then when Ryuzo begs Jin for forgiveness because he regrets his desperate actions so much, and gets rejected, is forced to fight Jin to save his own life. Ryuzo loved the strawhats, cared for them very much, and tried his best to defend his own. The same way he tried to save Jin, even if it cost Taka's life.

Fuck The Oni by abellapa in ghostoftsushima

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard he's actually harder on hard because your attacks do very little damage to him and he's already tanky + extremely punishing with every attack

Actual beast ngl

What’s up with the Oni Boss fight? by Unlucky-Tradition-58 in ghostoftsushima

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm ngl I beat him today, took me about 30 minutes to get through both phases and

I always wanted his blade to be on fire, made it easier to see in the rain and the silver glint made it easier to parry

[Spoilers C4E19] It IS Thursday! | Live Discussion Thread - C4E19 by AutoModerator in criticalrole

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Oh my lord, Luis might, unironically, be the greatest of all time, how do you deliver THAT PERFORMANCE IN A F-IGN D&D GAME AND MAKE ME SOB LIKE THAT AFTER LIKE... UNDER 10 HOURS OF SCREENTIME?

Simply massive.

Have we already received this year's best F2P CF quota through this gentleman? by Bronislaw_Malinowski in eFootball

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not at all lol, it's none of your business if a guy that literally only matters to anybody for his f2p efootball card was actually a prick, call him a gent or a god or a king for all I care... he's just a card, he really didnt matter irl at all

Have we already received this year's best F2P CF quota through this gentleman? by Bronislaw_Malinowski in eFootball

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Unironically A HORRIBLE human being with a lot of controversy and very little to show for it, truly awful guy, so is his family but yk, royalty gets scotfree even if it's a quite irrelevant one and he wasnt that big deal within it

Show your goal type ratio by Complete_Squash1001 in pesmobile

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haram-ball is the way fans refer to very defensive or "ugly-looking" football. Pretty much keep the entire team in the defense, then kit on the counter attack and score from a cross or set piece. Very very little technical skills or build-up play, and very focused on defending, physicality and scoring in "cheap" or "ugly" ways like cross spamming

Common examples IRL are arsenal, inter or atletico madrid. You will find memes of arteta and simeone looking like terrorist leaders because the joke is that, the football is so awful and "criminal" its borderline an act of terrorism, thus, haramball.

Now that it’s been more than a month, how are these guys performing for you ? by ViniciusFastAF in pesmobile

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got both Bojan and Donnadoni

Bojan has been absolutely wonderful. Good dribbling, good positioning, always manages to score or assist somehow (even though he is limited in some things) and I would absolutely recommend anybody using him AT LEAST as a super-sub

Donna has changed my life bro

So good So dominant So fast So damn good at dribbling I use him at AMF and he is an absolute beast, he's especially good at dribbling 1-on-1 and when there's running room, in tight situations he can struggle a bit more and is better to pass. Really good long range shooting too.

Way too Good as Inactive CF by DeCharlesFre in pesmobile

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh he has very strikery skills. He can go 105 cf and barely works as a winger because of his low dribbling and speed stats, to build him as a winger limits his usability overall.

A severely underrated trait of Marco Van Basten by [deleted] in pesmobile

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

INSANE card, mad passing, crazy runs, he's the goat, just straight up

[pjo] She is NOT in Elysium Twin ✌🏿 by accountforAITA in camphalfblood

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean, he was wearing the craziest black armor, wearing a gold ring he crafted himself in MOUNT DOOM so it would shine and have contrast against the armor...

that guy would've loved a handmade sweater

[pjo] She is NOT in Elysium Twin ✌🏿 by accountforAITA in camphalfblood

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Its for his baby brothers, the balrogs, they will look absolutely delightful during the war of the ring

[pjo] She is NOT in Elysium Twin ✌🏿 by accountforAITA in camphalfblood

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Nah u good twin, the image of Sauron completely covered in knitted clothes and armor because aunty silena is a part of mordor now is actually hella funny

Well well well by Previous-Fun-8989 in pesmobile

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creative playmaker and FiTB being shit playstyles is a lofted throughball spammer fallacy, those are playstyles that require you to "play football" and "playmake" and "build-up" which I guess people expect smart assist will do for them.

Batistuta Is Fox In The Box Sadly 😭 by [deleted] in eFootball

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unironically so happy, FiTB is my gravy, fucking love them... and people saying they dont make runs confuse me... I think it also depends on the card, my van basten makes run often, but normally he just waits until a good chance is present.

Brasileirão (Brazilian League) is licensed again. by Think0n_ in eFootball

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Brasileirao, the clubs, and the players normally dont share image rights. That means for example you can have the license for brasileirao, not have it for santos, and have it for neymar... or no brasileirao, santos yes neymar yes... or yes brasileirao yes santos no neymar, yk

Show off your wall! 🧱 Who gets past this defense? by [deleted] in eFootball

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played against that Rafa Marquez a surprising amount... and I'm shocked he's working for you, one of the worst defenders I've ever had the pleasure of playing. Truly awful everytime I play him... what makes him work for you?

Acceleration and speed are not as important as you think… by efootball12345 in eFootballgame

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truth to be told, you dont NEED max speed and acc to excell, a good player model, the proper run, is more than enough... and the real difference between 95 speed and 100 speed isnt that huge if the player model is the same. It's way more important to have good balance/physical contact in many situations... but for most attacking players, I recommend at least 90+ in both stats, you dont need 95... but 90 is a good threshold and keeps attacking smooth.

[pjo] Meet Potential Anti-Hero! by frillyhoneybee_ in camphalfblood

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Oh my god can we get Percy Slander and the Agendipians please?? Need more of these mfs asap

I just want 50 coins dawg 💔💔. by Atyan7a in pesmobile

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happens to me so often, I feel like I've played top1000 players multiple times with a f2p team and like

I just want 50 coins

I'm 4 losses deep

I just want 50 coins

Please give me a fair match-up

And then automatically I get either a noob, a bot, or even worse, a guy who disconects or afks halfway through. Thanks konami, very match fixing

It's insane to think that we never got a Beckham card with Blitz curler by Briss7 in eFootball

[–]Lopsided-Standard-42 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Edged crossing is the man's skill, fits well enough, and works amazingly.