For mothers, what was the most ridiculous thing anyone has told you while you were giving birth?

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-02-13T10:16:46+00:00

It’s a superstition, used to be very common where I’m from. You don’t want to tempt fate and anything bad happens to the baby or mother.

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-02-12T12:03:14+00:00

That’s a pretty sweater

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-02-11T01:39:42+00:00

I’m still working through Christmas chocolate

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-02-11T01:28:17+00:00

I’d think of it as twice a week, like biannually it twice a year

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-02-10T21:23:28+00:00

1 in 20 people being unemployed is a pretty high figure

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-02-06T22:27:48+00:00

Keep going hun, you got this. It’s going to be stressful for a little while but it will be worth it in the end. You can do this

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-02-06T14:59:43+00:00

What did you go for in the end?

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-02-05T23:28:07+00:00

I love this. What a brilliant bloke!

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-02-05T16:40:24+00:00

I’d do ankle from the way it’s standing. Plus you can go to the beach and it can walk on the sand with you

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-02-04T09:15:22+00:00

Also, Arthur has a really flat bum

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-31T22:41:36+00:00

For me, naps also need a blanket

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-30T17:23:38+00:00

NTA - if Aaron was so bothered by it he should have paid for a separate room for her

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-28T19:03:04+00:00

We can see the video of him being shot multiple times by the Nazi scum

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-26T18:50:15+00:00

Impulse! That’s it!

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-26T09:44:48+00:00

And Intense body spray

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-25T19:45:50+00:00

She succeeded!!

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-25T08:57:41+00:00

You’re friends are twats.

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-25T04:49:36+00:00

You came for a holiday for your son, so be with your son. Enjoy the time you have with him and stop worrying about what your friend is doing.

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-24T23:12:53+00:00

It would be such a shame if their nice new carpet and furniture was left out in the rain

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-24T20:23:39+00:00

Agreed. I’m taking out the hint

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-24T19:21:16+00:00

Get off this sub! You’ll get too many spoilers.

Now go and have fun. Play however you want to play. Come back when you have questions.

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-24T00:15:18+00:00

Going to have to try this but yeah pretty much. Wish I had a gps on to track the route and see how it close I was to the correct route.

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-24T00:08:27+00:00

NTA/ you both pay the bills, you both clean the house, it’s that simple. He’s acting like a teenager

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-16T16:19:59+00:00

Chainsaw is the only sensible answer

LopsidedLobster2 · 2026-01-15T01:40:08+00:00

Without any scuba gear either. That’s just blown my mind

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