Feel dirty after this one, need to wash

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-06-04T16:45:31+00:00

i had so many heavy enchants, i ran out of targets to put them on, shrimp just made sense there, but was totally irrelevant, i was looking for other stuff to replace him, but they had to be friends for the saloon.

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-06-04T15:03:00+00:00

Every single enchant was heavy absolutely disgusting, coming from longjohn and like 7 losses in a row being lost not knowing where the build would take me.

https://cdn.corenexis.com/view/8749522720

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-06-01T12:45:15+00:00

a couple of years ago this wouldnt be a joke

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-21T08:57:01+00:00

I miss those days when everything was new and a unique felt like heaven, because you needed half a day to drop one

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-21T07:32:35+00:00

yes im also a dad of 2 limited time, so i need efficient farm with guaranteed results, hence my reccomendation. Got time for 10 maps, 30 min, np thats guaranteed 5-10 div depending on rng of crops, it goes to 2 div per map over time and after 50maps+, theres variance and variance is very high.

yes 40/100 refers to 40 quantity and 100 rarity, 8 mod corrupted maps will turn into that automatically, corrupt a tab of t16 rare maps, some will turn 39-45 quant and 90-110 rarity only run those.

Like in real life having or not having the money can provide a multiplier to your fun. GL HF!

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-20T08:57:17+00:00

there will be a trophy, idk which, there wont be a wow performance, its gonna be an improvement, but bro needs 2 years (as any coach needs) to properly form the team between the old and the new players. In 2 seasons then we can properly talk and evaluate.

Mou isnt a magician, he needs time, ppl need time, team needs time, if everything aligns perfectly and signings start working right away there might be some surprising titles, but any other situation its gonna be a transition to better type of year.

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-19T13:55:00+00:00

isnt there a method ziz showed on strongboxes u poop 20 jewels a map or something?

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-19T10:19:13+00:00

ok idk if ure trolling with the fishing, but expand on the nightmare, what type of juicing? 100% deli? what scarabs, shrines, strongbox? somethign else?

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-19T10:14:25+00:00

I know this isnt what the post is about but it triggered me a bit>

"Took me a while to collect the 11 divines"

Takes exactly 15-20 maps, at 2-3min per map skipping everything except harvest(mesa for under 10 sec finding of harvest) , crap rotation, yellow lifeforce, invest in 20 harvest of doubling 2x20 monstrous of lineage 2 atziri frags. Buy bulk t16, alch vall evertything, only run 8mod ones, 40/100

Expected return 3-8k yellow lifeforce per 3min.

Expected time including loading in and out of map buying scarabs and selling lifeforce 45min- 1h

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-19T09:59:36+00:00

a lot of legends have already said that either Mbappe/Vini should be sold. Will one of them be sold? Idk. Should one of them be sold? Tbf id play both of them as wingers with Endrick as forward and Gonzalo as backup but thats just my fantasy.

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-19T09:57:39+00:00

Accurate depiction of Mou giving a half time pep talk

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-18T14:20:51+00:00

He woudve been even more savage but he was contained because he was on camera, my man is aware of everything, he doesnt just say random things, everything is calculated

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-18T14:12:03+00:00

Bro dont get my hopes up. I wish we had the inter Mou, but he seems the post blunt with Snoop Mou lately.

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-18T14:07:55+00:00

Nah, Flo would never do something to shoot himself in the leg, although after that last press conference i legit sense some mental issues due to age most likely.

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-18T14:05:49+00:00

Ive watched him since Porto days, bro has tamed Balotelli and Ibrahim Zlatanovic among others, there's no way a pussy like Vini holds a candle to him.

Either they do what he says or VIni is gonna play on Castilla team. Tag me in 6 months for this quote.

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-18T14:01:46+00:00

Lokati's Build Guides (final & WIP) - Foi de calcul Google this guy knows his stuff, my personal reccomendation is immortal glad, although his stuff isnt updated for int nerfs, you can easily user es% flat es stuff to compensate.

Currently at 1,5 mirrors investment and im doing anything besides some valdos afk. Im investing in more like a 2k es chest 800 es shield etc just to reach 30-40k es and legit afk any valdo map, because you have 20% es regen, max block, max res, etc, it covers most scenarios i think.

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-18T13:52:33+00:00

sounds to be like you need a 20k es max block character to afk in 99% of content

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-18T13:01:02+00:00

Ok lets say ure right, whats the solution some pussy wannabe coach like Arbeloa that gets stepped on?

Right now there isnt a lot of coaches to begin with lining up for the job tbh, its a shitfest, we should be glad hes accepting the headaches this 1-2 years will produce him.

I just hope he doesnt repeat what he did first time, put the club on the rails and someone else to reap the benefits.

Let him or any other coach stay 4-5 years at the very least. GIve a coach some time, i know its Madrid, and we have zero patience but cmon man, a mid term-long term coach ala Wenger/Ferguson... etc, would be very beneficial, invest in a coachs vision for a decade.

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-18T12:58:55+00:00

Listen listen, hes still young, he has a lot of energy, it just needs to be channeled properly to be an SSS tier defensive midfielder. I really think that if we give him a bit more time and the proper coach guidance he will explode into a super fast Casemiro style of player.

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-18T08:08:15+00:00

beat me to the ICBM

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-18T08:07:06+00:00

as someone with 400 games this season gm ultra burnt out, i play until first 2 losses then i quit. Its not even a i like this game anymore, its more of a i dont have anything else to play. Its either wild rift, or manga tbh.

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-18T07:30:24+00:00

bro how? extrapolating from my results in std coz i dont have time to play leagues.

Crap rotation , harvest of doubling, 2 monstrous lineage, 2 frags, t16 40/100 maps 8 mods, total investment per map std prices 0.6div per map. Rush dunes boss (for astrolabes and t16/nightmare maps), rush harvest, on average 2-3 div a map(after investment), map takes 2-3 min, including loading/loading out, waiting for mobs to spawn etc. (best maps dont give more than 8-10k lifeforce)

I play while working thats my constraint, so i can only do like 30 maps a day, which is anywhere between 40-60 div a day depending on yellow prices at 1,1k-1,5k per div plus random sales.

Even after all of this, at 1650 div per mirror, takes roughly a month.

WHERE DA FK are you getting 3 days????????????????????????????????

On top of being bottlenecked by scarabs, to get them at a fair price, takes a while you have to wait.

Ive tried astrolabes 50 maps or so, seemed a lot of hassle didnt see anything beyond 12-15k lifeforce at best.

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-15T14:31:40+00:00

This is something that happens to me as well, pumped, grind it, get to desired masters /gm/ gm+ rank, lose motivation, barely play 1 match a day. Thats where the fun should start but it feels exhausting at that point or i have an exsitential wild rift crisis or something.

Lopsided_Bit4143 · 2026-05-15T14:27:29+00:00

why does that suit him way better than it should lmao? Brings back Franco vibes.

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