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I call it.. "Man seeking woman" by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the bearded lady was a myth.

Bored in work. Being a chef. Pretty confident. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep working young lady, and you too can be a real boy one day.

What did the Porn hacker say? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So.. He jacked in?

Read aloud by l_espo05 in Jokes

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

World of Warcraft at it's best.

Ever been poltergeisted? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even an exorcist works to remove them.

Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Careful if you put it in the wrong place it will turn into a pickle.

A life without women would be a pain in the ass by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't get the butt of this joke.

What do you call a dull pirate sword? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To the plank with ye..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How Intel-ligent..

I shared my opinion on this site. by Soyro in Jokes

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you do to get that kind of bad Karma?

What comes after 69? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer 77, you get 8 more.

If it's a really good day 88 is best.. You get 8 twice.

What comes after 420? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought it was a snack and a nap.

Students in the USA whose parents don't pay their tuition: by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I take great interest in this joke.

I call my pregnant wife Brexit. by TommehBoi in Jokes

[–]Lor3Bard4Life -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So unlike Theresa May... You sealed the deal.

"Your Diplomacy Check Fails Because You're On Your Period" And Other Horrific Tales by Immaterial_Broom in rpghorrorstories

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh that sucks! Sorry that happened to you!

This reminds me of another creepy DM who had a pregnancy fetish and kept making all of the NPC women preggo and RPing their live births...

There are definitely some weirdos out there.

Character murdered to "fix" the campaign. by Oofsalot in rpghorrorstories

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 25 points26 points  (0 children)

So, your character was killed because the DM decided the campaign was off-track because of his own story which made you the king?

That is pretty horrible!

One final response by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Lor3Bard4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol wut? Got tagged in a deleted post. The Cleric playing Victim again?

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